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Text Message #4052
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DUE TO RECENT BUDGET CUTS & THE SPIRALING COSTS OF ENERGY, THE LIGHT AT THE END OF D TUNNEL HAS BEEN TURNED OFF. WE APOLOGIZE 4 D INCONVENIENCE. Hahaha

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SMS Quote Text Message #5809

Date: Mon, Apr 27, 2009
Time: 9:17 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events

Its final.
2 japanese nationals killed Mrs. Trinidad Etong (wife of
Ted Failon):-(

DOJ
crime
expert:
dey
have been identified as-

KURO KURO;-)
&
HAKA HAKA!:-P

SMS Quote Text Message #5735

Date: Sat, Apr 18, 2009
Time: 8:55 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny, Politics

ETONG SA’YO:

Investigators say Ted Failon Etong’s wife sustained a gunshot wound to her head. When Senator Lapid heard this, he said, ‘Gunshot wound?! Grabe naman! Na-recover ba ang patalim?’

For helping Ted Failon Etong, Justiis Secretary Raul Gonzales says PAO Chief Persida Rueda-Acosta is crazy. He should know… He’s her counterpart.

SMS Quote Text Message #5499

Date: Tue, Mar 10, 2009
Time: 8:31 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny

If the American financial crisis continues for 2 more years. Filipinos might start hiring young American domestic helpers. Yehey ang gaganda ng katulong natin!

Text Message #5177

Date: Thu, Jan 8, 2009
Time: 8:33 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny

As the recession in the US deepens, there is speculation that the Philippine authorities are considering stricter visa policies to prevent jobless Americans from sneaking into the country as farm, construction workers or domestic helpers.

Text Message #5004

Date: Mon, Dec 1, 2008
Time: 7:50 pm
Sent by: icezorg
Category: Current Events

Happy m0on t0night! Jupiter n venus d two eyes and d crescent m0on happens every 48 years! L0ok at the m0on n0w and he will smile back at you!

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