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SMS Quote | Text Message #4052
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DUE TO RECENT BUDGET CUTS & THE SPIRALING COSTS OF ENERGY, THE LIGHT AT THE END OF D TUNNEL HAS BEEN TURNED OFF. WE APOLOGIZE 4 D INCONVENIENCE. Hahaha

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Date: Tue, Aug, 19, 2008
Time: 7:07 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #4226
August 19, 2008

Ms Universe intro.. Gut0m ak0, Gut0m ky0 Gut0m ty0ng lhat! HUNGARY! Ola Viola Tin0la sa kaserola Arinola ni lola! VENEZUELA! Boom! Kablam! AFGHANISTAN! Malay mo, Malay nya.. MALAYSIA! Baha dun, Baha d2, Baha sa buong mundo.. BAHAMAS! Di sakin, Di dn sy0.. E knino? KENYA! One way, 2 way, Thre’s no odr way! NORWAY! Sing kna, Sing ka pa! SINGAPORE! Mula sa lupaing kulang sa bigas at mdaming mandurugas.. PILIPINAS! ... (read post)


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Date: Wed, Jul, 30, 2008
Time: 7:18 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Current Events
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SMS Quote | Text Message #4079
July 30, 2008

One orgasm releases 20,000,000 sperm cells yet only 1 meets up with d ovum.
At yan, yan, yan pare ko ang SYSTEM LOSS!


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Date: Sat, Jul, 26, 2008
Time: 7:00 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #4052
July 26, 2008

DUE TO RECENT BUDGET CUTS & THE SPIRALING COSTS OF ENERGY, THE LIGHT AT THE END OF D TUNNEL HAS BEEN TURNED OFF.
WE APOLOGIZE 4 D INCONVENIENCE. Hahaha


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Date: Fri, Jul, 25, 2008
Time: 6:59 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #4042
July 25, 2008

Jan 2001: Kay Gloria gaganda ang ekonomiya!

2004: Ccgla ang ating agrikultura! Dadami bigas!

2005: Aangkat tyo bigas pra mas marami!

2006: Mahal & imported pila kyo sa NFA mura lng!

2007: Para mktipid sa bigas, haluan ntin ng kamoteng kahoy.

2008: Mahal na NFA, ma22 tyo kumain n lng kamoteng khoy.

2009: Mahal na kamoteng kahoy, ma22 tyo kumain n lng ng kahoy.

2010: I am sorry…


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Date: Mon, Jun, 30, 2008
Time: 8:08 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3860
June 30, 2008

be practical daw…
If your suitor will ask what you want.

chocolate?
stuffed toy?
necklace?
o’come on!
be practical!
bigas, girl!
bigas… ö


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Date: Wed, Jun, 25, 2008
Time: 7:48 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3815
June 25, 2008

Baka may alam ka buyer ng scrap bakal? 23thousnd tons, as is where is. May be inspected on Sibuyan Island. Give away price. Call Sulpicio Lines for details.


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Date: Sat, Jun, 14, 2008
Time: 9:25 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3708
June 14, 2008

Good news!

Beer is now cheaper than gasoline!

Drink…don’t drive… Hahaha!


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Date: Fri, Jun, 13, 2008
Time: 10:35 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3702
June 13, 2008

Breaking news – ces drilon & crew released this pm after abs-cbn paid 25 milion ransom to abu sayaf. Bad news – 25 milion ransom will be passed on by abs-cbn to meralco as systems loss.

 
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