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dirtyoldman — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 00:31:00 +0000

If the American financial crisis continues for 2 more years. Filipinos might start hiring young American domestic helpers. Yehey ang gaganda ng katulong natin! Add TxtBuff on Facebook now!

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dirtyoldman — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:33:38 +0000

As the recession in the US deepens, there is speculation that the Philippine authorities are considering stricter visa policies to prevent jobless Americans from sneaking into the country as farm, construction workers or domestic helpers. Add TxtBuff on Facebook now!

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icezorg — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 11:50:31 +0000

Happy m0on t0night! Jupiter n venus d two eyes and d crescent m0on happens every 48 years! L0ok at the m0on n0w and he will smile back at you! lavern Add TxtBuff on Facebook now!

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dirtyoldman — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 23:06:30 +0000

Kaya daw nagdeklara si Jojo Binay tatakbo President na inspire daw sya sa win ni Obama. Sabi ni Binay: If a black man can b prexy, why not an Ati? Add TxtBuff on Facebook now!

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dirtyoldman — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 23:01:31 +0000

Alam mo bang pareho na tayo ng America ngayon?

Wala ng MaCain sa USA,

dito sa Pinas naman,

..wala na ring
MaKAIN..
Hahaha!
;-)

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dirtyoldman — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:38:16 +0000

WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION ADVISORY: All men are advised not to suck Chinese girls’ breast… their milk may contain Melamine. Add TxtBuff on Facebook now!

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dirtyoldman — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 00:15:58 +0000

Mag-ingat sa pagkain ng champoy,
dikiam,
haw flakes, etc. Napatunayan ng BFAD na ito’y may halong . . . :-o

“MELAWAY”
laway ng Intsik!:-S Yück!:-P

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dirtyoldman — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:24:17 +0000

Mga signs ur favorite pandesal & other bakery products have shrunk to an alarming size:
1. Ur usual 10 minute breakfast is reduced to 5 minutes.
2. Brazo de Mercedes is renamed ‘Daliri ni Mercedes.’
3. Ur 7 year old daughter approaches U & boasts of a newly learned stunt from her yaya: ‘ang paglunok ng 3 pirasong pandesal sabay-sabay.’
4. When U go to the bakery & say, ‘pabili nga po ng pandesal,’ & the baker would reply, ‘Ilang tabletas?’

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dirtyoldman — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:07:10 +0000

Ms Universe intro..

Gut0m ak0,
Gut0m ky0
Gut0m ty0ng lhat!
HUNGARY!

Ola Viola
Tin0la sa kaserola
Arinola ni lola! VENEZUELA!

Boom!
Kablam! AFGHANISTAN!

Malay mo,
Malay nya..
MALAYSIA!

Baha dun,
Baha d2,
Baha sa buong mundo..
BAHAMAS!

Di sakin,
Di dn sy0..
E knino?
KENYA!

One way,
2 way,
Thre’s no odr way!
NORWAY!

Sing kna,
Sing ka pa!
SINGAPORE!

Mula sa lupaing
kulang sa bigas
at mdaming mandurugas..
PILIPINAS!

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dirtyoldman — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 23:18:50 +0000

One orgasm releases 20,000,000 sperm cells yet only 1 meets up with d ovum. At yan, yan, yan pare ko ang SYSTEM LOSS! Add TxtBuff on Facebook now!

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dirtyoldman — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:00:09 +0000

DUE TO RECENT BUDGET CUTS & THE SPIRALING COSTS OF ENERGY, THE LIGHT AT THE END OF D TUNNEL HAS BEEN TURNED OFF. WE APOLOGIZE 4 D INCONVENIENCE. Hahaha Add TxtBuff on Facebook now!

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dirtyoldman — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 22:59:58 +0000

Jan 2001: Kay Gloria gaganda ang ekonomiya!

2004: Ccgla ang ating agrikultura! Dadami bigas!

2005: Aangkat tyo bigas pra mas marami!

2006: Mahal & imported pila kyo sa NFA mura lng!

2007: Para mktipid sa bigas, haluan ntin ng kamoteng kahoy.

2008: Mahal na NFA, ma22 tyo kumain n lng kamoteng khoy.

2009: Mahal na kamoteng kahoy, ma22 tyo kumain n lng ng kahoy.

2010: I am sorry…

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dirtyoldman — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:08:55 +0000

be practical daw…
If your suitor will ask what you want.

chocolate?
stuffed toy?
necklace?
o’come on!
be practical!
bigas, girl!
bigas… ö

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dirtyoldman — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 23:48:08 +0000

Baka may alam ka buyer ng scrap bakal? 23thousnd tons, as is where is. May be inspected on Sibuyan Island. Give away price. Call Sulpicio Lines for details. Add TxtBuff on Facebook now!

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dirtyoldman — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 01:25:33 +0000

Good news! Beer is now cheaper than gasoline! Drink…don’t drive… Hahaha! Add TxtBuff on Facebook now!

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dirtyoldman — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 02:35:31 +0000

Breaking news – ces drilon & crew released this pm after abs-cbn paid 25 milion ransom to abu sayaf. Bad news – 25 milion ransom will be passed on by abs-cbn to meralco as systems loss. Add TxtBuff on Facebook now!

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