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Text Message #6426: Overheard Mar Roxas

dirtyoldman — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 03:13:01 +0000

Overheard…

Mar Roxas’ cousin Margarita Fores has reportedly drawn up the menu for the wedding dinner. Just to make sure that high-end guests will appreciate the food, Ms. Fores has consulted Congressmen Ferdinand Martin Romualdez and Danilo Suarez. :-P

SMS Quote Text Message #6402

dirtyoldman — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 03:19:09 +0000

With her $20,000 feast in New York and $17,000 dinner in DC, PGMA has shown the world the Filipino is worth dining for.:-> hindi man lamang nasamid o na choke? Salbahe ko no? :-P

SMS Quote Text Message #6388

dirtyoldman — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:48:58 +0000

Pare1: Magkasama na pala si Ninoy at Cory sa P500 bill.

Pare2: Oo pero hindi bagay ang mukha nila dun.

Pare1: Bakit naman? Pareho naman silang tunay na bayani.

Pare2: Kasi mayroon ibang mag asawa na mas bagay.

Pare1: Sino?

Pare2: Kaw naman… alam mo na… yung mag-aswang mukhang pera! :-P

SMS Quote Text Message #6379

dirtyoldman — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 00:21:23 +0000

BLACK PROPAGANDA ANG KINAKALAT NG OPOSISYON NA BINASTOS SI PGMA SA MANILA CATHEDRAL

Maayos naman daw ang pagdalaw ni PGMA sa Cathedral. Sinalubong syang mga kaanak led by Joshua & Baby James.

SMS Quote Text Message #5984

dirtyoldman — Wed, 20 May 2009 02:09:39 +0000

Warning!
Dis serves as a notice to all pipol.
D swine flu epidemic is dangerously contagious!
It affects pipol aged 20 to 40yrs old.
GLAD TO KNOW U R EXEMPTED!!

SMS Quote Text Message #5809

dirtyoldman — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 01:17:00 +0000

Its final.
2 japanese nationals killed Mrs. Trinidad Etong (wife of
Ted Failon):-(

DOJ
crime
expert:
dey
have been identified as-

KURO KURO;-)
&
HAKA HAKA!:-P

SMS Quote Text Message #5735

dirtyoldman — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 00:55:00 +0000

ETONG SA’YO:

Investigators say Ted Failon Etong’s wife sustained a gunshot wound to her head. When Senator Lapid heard this, he said, ‘Gunshot wound?! Grabe naman! Na-recover ba ang patalim?’

For helping Ted Failon Etong, Justiis Secretary Raul Gonzales says PAO Chief Persida Rueda-Acosta is crazy. He should know… He’s her counterpart.

SMS Quote Text Message #5499

dirtyoldman — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 00:31:00 +0000

If the American financial crisis continues for 2 more years. Filipinos might start hiring young American domestic helpers. Yehey ang gaganda ng katulong natin!

Text Message #5177

dirtyoldman — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:33:38 +0000

As the recession in the US deepens, there is speculation that the Philippine authorities are considering stricter visa policies to prevent jobless Americans from sneaking into the country as farm, construction workers or domestic helpers.

Text Message #5004

icezorg — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 11:50:31 +0000

Happy m0on t0night! Jupiter n venus d two eyes and d crescent m0on happens every 48 years! L0ok at the m0on n0w and he will smile back at you!

lavern

Text Message #4916

dirtyoldman — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 23:06:30 +0000

Kaya daw nagdeklara si Jojo Binay tatakbo President na inspire daw sya sa win ni Obama. Sabi ni Binay:

If a black man can b prexy, why not an Ati?

Text Message #4909

dirtyoldman — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 23:01:31 +0000

Alam mo bang pareho na tayo ng America ngayon?

Wala ng MaCain sa USA,

dito sa Pinas naman,

..wala na ring
MaKAIN..
Hahaha!
;-)

Text Message #4764

dirtyoldman — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:38:16 +0000

WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION ADVISORY:

All men are advised not to suck Chinese girls’ breast…

their milk may contain Melamine.

Text Message #4716

dirtyoldman — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 00:15:58 +0000

Mag-ingat sa pagkain ng champoy,
dikiam,
haw flakes, etc. Napatunayan ng BFAD na ito’y may halong . . . :-o

“MELAWAY”
laway ng Intsik!:-S Yück!:-P

Text Message #4648

dirtyoldman — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:24:17 +0000

Mga signs ur favorite pandesal & other bakery products have shrunk to an alarming size:
1. Ur usual 10 minute breakfast is reduced to 5 minutes.
2. Brazo de Mercedes is renamed ‘Daliri ni Mercedes.’
3. Ur 7 year old daughter approaches U & boasts of a newly learned stunt from her yaya: ‘ang paglunok ng 3 pirasong pandesal sabay-sabay.’
4. When U go to the bakery & say, ‘pabili nga po ng pandesal,’ & the baker would reply, ‘Ilang tabletas?’

Text Message #4226

dirtyoldman — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:07:10 +0000

Ms Universe intro..

Gut0m ak0,
Gut0m ky0
Gut0m ty0ng lhat!
HUNGARY!

Ola Viola
Tin0la sa kaserola
Arinola ni lola! VENEZUELA!

Boom!
Kablam! AFGHANISTAN!

Malay mo,
Malay nya..
MALAYSIA!

Baha dun,
Baha d2,
Baha sa buong mundo..
BAHAMAS!

Di sakin,
Di dn sy0..
E knino?
KENYA!

One way,
2 way,
Thre’s no odr way!
NORWAY!

Sing kna,
Sing ka pa!
SINGAPORE!

Mula sa lupaing
kulang sa bigas
at mdaming mandurugas..
PILIPINAS!