Punupuno daw ng Pagmamahal si GMA !
PAGMAMAHAL NG BIGAS, DeLATA, TINAPAY, MATRICULA, GASOLINA, KURYENTE, TUBIG, PASAHE, KARNE at marami pang iba !!*

May rice shortage, corn shortage, job shortage, at kung ano-ano pang shortage ang Pilipinas ngayn.
Yan ang napapala ng mga taong sumusuporta sa isang Pangulong may. . . .
height shortage at credibility shortage!

In the USA they have Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, Steevie Wonder, Condoleeza Rice…….. in the Philippines, we have no bills, no cash, no hope, no wonder- walang rice!

Chinese diplomat: madam plesident, we heard you have shortage of lies (rice). Gma: to tell you frankly, we will never run out of it.

Mga sosyal na gels sa ayala during the inter faith rally:
“Let’s make baka, don’t be takot!! Let’s make baka, don’t be takot!!”

When Abalos offered Romulo Neri a bribe,
the 57 year old bachelor almost said yes…
Because he thought he heard bride, not bribe.

Mga Death Bed Declarations:
Gov. Ed Panlilio - ‘Tandaan nyo wag n wag kyong ta2nggap ng abuloy pra sakin kung di nyo alam kung kanino galing. Pra cgurado kyo, mg-issue kyo ng receipt.’
FG Mike - ‘Back off!’ (kay Satanas)
‘Sonia’ Osmena - ‘Fly n ako mga junak. Remember… Daddy loves u so much. Babush!”
Ben Abalos - ‘Lord, […]

GMA: Sna palarin ako na makamit ang katangian ni Cory at Susan.
BUNYI: Ano po ba yun, Ma’am?
GMA: ung pagiging biyuda nila.. wala sanang problema ang bayan!