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SMS Quote | Text Message #4052
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DUE TO RECENT BUDGET CUTS & THE SPIRALING COSTS OF ENERGY, THE LIGHT AT THE END OF D TUNNEL HAS BEEN TURNED OFF. WE APOLOGIZE 4 D INCONVENIENCE. Hahaha

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Date: Tue, Mar, 10, 2009
Time: 8:31 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny

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SMS Quote Text Message #5499
March 10, 2009

If the American financial crisis continues for 2 more years. Filipinos might start hiring young American domestic helpers. Yehey ang gaganda ng katulong natin!


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Date: Thu, Jan, 08, 2009
Time: 8:33 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny

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SMS Quote | Text Message #5177
January 8, 2009

As the recession in the US deepens, there is speculation that the Philippine authorities are considering stricter visa policies to prevent jobless Americans from sneaking into the country as farm, construction workers or domestic helpers.


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Date: Mon, Dec, 01, 2008
Time: 7:50 pm
Sent by: icezorg
Category: Current Events

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SMS Quote | Text Message #5004
December 1, 2008

Happy m0on t0night! Jupiter n venus d two eyes and d crescent m0on happens every 48 years! L0ok at the m0on n0w and he will smile back at you!

lavern


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Date: Fri, Nov, 14, 2008
Time: 7:06 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #4916
November 14, 2008

Kaya daw nagdeklara si Jojo Binay tatakbo President na inspire daw sya sa win ni Obama. Sabi ni Binay:

If a black man can b prexy, why not an Ati?


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Date: Thu, Nov, 13, 2008
Time: 7:01 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #4909
November 13, 2008

Alam mo bang pareho na tayo ng America ngayon?

Wala ng MaCain sa USA,

dito sa Pinas naman,

..wala na ring
MaKAIN..
Hahaha!
;-)


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Date: Fri, Oct, 24, 2008
Time: 7:38 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Current Events

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SMS Quote | Text Message #4764
October 24, 2008

WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION ADVISORY:

All men are advised not to suck Chinese girls’ breast…

their milk may contain Melamine.


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Date: Sat, Oct, 18, 2008
Time: 8:15 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny

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SMS Quote | Text Message #4716
October 18, 2008

Mag-ingat sa pagkain ng champoy,
dikiam,
haw flakes, etc. Napatunayan ng BFAD na ito’y may halong . . . :-o

“MELAWAY”
laway ng Intsik!:-S Yück!:-P


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Date: Sat, Oct, 11, 2008
Time: 8:24 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny

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SMS Quote | Text Message #4648
October 11, 2008

Mga signs ur favorite pandesal & other bakery products have shrunk to an alarming size: 1. Ur usual 10 minute breakfast is reduced to 5 minutes. 2. Brazo de Mercedes is renamed ‘Daliri ni Mercedes.’ 3. Ur 7 year old daughter approaches U & boasts of a newly learned stunt from her yaya: ‘ang paglunok ng 3 pirasong pandesal sabay-sabay.’ 4. When U go to the bakery & say, ‘pabili nga po ng pandesal,’ &am... (read post)

 
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