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DUE TO RECENT BUDGET CUTS & THE SPIRALING COSTS OF ENERGY, THE LIGHT AT THE END OF D TUNNEL HAS BEEN TURNED OFF. WE APOLOGIZE 4 D INCONVENIENCE. Hahaha

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Text Message #6426: Overheard Mar Roxas

Date: Mon, Aug 24, 2009
Time: 11:13 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Politics

Overheard…

Mar Roxas’ cousin Margarita Fores has reportedly drawn up the menu for the wedding dinner. Just to make sure that high-end guests will appreciate the food, Ms. Fores has consulted Congressmen Ferdinand Martin Romualdez and Danilo Suarez. :-P

SMS Quote Text Message #6402

Date: Fri, Aug 14, 2009
Time: 11:19 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny, Politics

With her $20,000 feast in New York and $17,000 dinner in DC, PGMA has shown the world the Filipino is worth dining for.:-> hindi man lamang nasamid o na choke? Salbahe ko no? :-P

SMS Quote Text Message #6388

Date: Mon, Aug 10, 2009
Time: 9:48 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Current Events, Politics

Pare1: Magkasama na pala si Ninoy at Cory sa P500 bill.

Pare2: Oo pero hindi bagay ang mukha nila dun.

Pare1: Bakit naman? Pareho naman silang tunay na bayani.

Pare2: Kasi mayroon ibang mag asawa na mas bagay.

Pare1: Sino?

Pare2: Kaw naman… alam mo na… yung mag-aswang mukhang pera! :-P

SMS Quote Text Message #6379

Date: Fri, Aug 7, 2009
Time: 8:21 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny, Politics

BLACK PROPAGANDA ANG KINAKALAT NG OPOSISYON NA BINASTOS SI PGMA SA MANILA CATHEDRAL

Maayos naman daw ang pagdalaw ni PGMA sa Cathedral. Sinalubong syang mga kaanak led by Joshua & Baby James.

SMS Quote Text Message #5984

Date: Wed, May 20, 2009
Time: 10:09 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny

Warning!
Dis serves as a notice to all pipol.
D swine flu epidemic is dangerously contagious!
It affects pipol aged 20 to 40yrs old.
GLAD TO KNOW U R EXEMPTED!!