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Text Message #6: Mga banat ni Pacquiao
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"yOu knOw.. i feel im relaxing.. yOu knOw.." "i didnt espect it" "thanks fOr da GOD" "to all filipino-thanks for da supporing wid me.." -manny pacquiaO yan ang mga banat :-D GoodmOrning.Ü

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SMS Quote Text Message #6014

Date: Mon, May 25, 2009
Time: 8:45 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Celebrity, Sayings

Hindi lahat ng videos nilabas na ni Hayden Kho. Ung samin ayaw pa nya ipakita. T.T

-Aling Dionisia

~omg. >.<

SMS Quote Text Message #6012

Date: Mon, May 25, 2009
Time: 8:41 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Celebrity, Conversations

Sa isang sosyaling salon:

GRETCHEN: “I want my hair dyed jet black, cut it short and then treat it with lots of keratin extracts.”

ALING DIONISIA: ” I want my hair dyed gold, curl it to the fullest level then implant 1 diamond at the tip of every strand.”

Taob!!!;o)

SMS Quote Text Message #6001

Date: Sat, May 23, 2009
Time: 9:09 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Celebrity

Question:
What do you call the hidden camera used in a sex video?

Answer:
Hayden camera!
Wahahaha! Gud morning.

SMS Quote Text Message #5998

Date: Sat, May 23, 2009
Time: 9:00 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Celebrity, Funny

The first victim of Swine Flu in RP is Katrina Halili. According to her, “Binaboy ako!” >>> I was swined!

SMS Quote Text Message #5997

Date: Sat, May 23, 2009
Time: 8:58 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Celebrity, Politics

Hayden Kho Light Bites:

1. Q: What is 6 feet vertically and 4.5 inches horizontally?
A: An “excited” Hayden Kho in front of the camera.
2. Q: If Hayden were Ping Lacson, how would he make women happy?
A: Sunud-sunud na putok.
3. Q: If Hayden were Sen. Dick, how would he make women happy?
A: By not relying on the tongue.