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Text Message #6: Mga banat ni Pacquiao
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"yOu knOw.. i feel im relaxing.. yOu knOw.." "i didnt espect it" "thanks fOr da GOD" "to all filipino-thanks for da supporing wid me.." -manny pacquiaO yan ang mga banat :-D GoodmOrning.Ü

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SMS Quote Text Message #6238

Date: Thu, Jul 2, 2009
Time: 10:21 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Celebrity

In remembrance of michael jackson, all men should take a moment of silence, put their hands on their crotch, and just beat it..! Hahaha…

SMS Quote Text Message #6174

Date: Fri, Jun 19, 2009
Time: 9:36 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Celebrity, Funny

Pag may ka-date ka at biglang pinatugtog ang kantang, “careless whisper”
mag-ingat ka..
kc, siguradong meron syang
Hayden agenda!!

SMS Quote Text Message #6141

Date: Mon, Jun 15, 2009
Time: 11:09 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Celebrity

Hayden and Katrina wer never lovers…….. May M.U. lang sila!
(Malaswang Ugnayan!) hehehe!:-)

SMS Quote Text Message #6137

Date: Mon, Jun 15, 2009
Time: 11:04 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Celebrity, Conversations

Sa Las Vegas…
Waiter:May I take ur order Madam?
Aling Dionesia:Soup
Waiter:Chicken asparagus, noodle, fish, soup of the day…?
Aling Dionisia: Soup drenks at soup pao at soup pas! Buenas dias!:-P

SMS Quote Text Message #6104

Date: Wed, Jun 10, 2009
Time: 7:02 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Celebrity

At the Buzz:
Boy-Hayden, hawak ko ngayon 5 panties from your collections. Can you identify ang owner sa bawat isa? Hayden-#1 kay Katrina, #2 kay Vicky, #3 kay Juday, #4 kay kim.
Boy-Paano mo na i-dentify ang owner?
Hayden-Kay katrina amoy yosi, kay Vicky, alcohol, kay Juday, ph care at ang kay Kim amoy whisper!
Boy-May logic ka diyan, pero how about #5? Di mo ba alam?
Hayden-Puede off the-air isabi ko? Hayden-kay Aling Dionesia!