In remembrance of michael jackson, all men should take a moment of silence, put their hands on their crotch, and just beat it..! Hahaha…
SMS Quote Text Message #6137
Sa Las Vegas…
Waiter:May I take ur order Madam?
Aling Dionesia:Soup
Waiter:Chicken asparagus, noodle, fish, soup of the day…?
Aling Dionisia: Soup drenks at soup pao at soup pas! Buenas dias!:-P
SMS Quote Text Message #6104
At the Buzz:
Boy-Hayden, hawak ko ngayon 5 panties from your collections. Can you identify ang owner sa bawat isa? Hayden-#1 kay Katrina, #2 kay Vicky, #3 kay Juday, #4 kay kim.
Boy-Paano mo na i-dentify ang owner?
Hayden-Kay katrina amoy yosi, kay Vicky, alcohol, kay Juday, ph care at ang kay Kim amoy whisper!
Boy-May logic ka diyan, pero how about #5? Di mo ba alam?
Hayden-Puede off the-air isabi ko? Hayden-kay Aling Dionesia!


