Aling dionisia: apo, akina ung seeds ko.
Apo: magtatanim kau lola?
Aling dionisia: hindi, nasisilaw ako!





(2 votes)Aling dionisia: apo, akina ung seeds ko.
Apo: magtatanim kau lola?
Aling dionisia: hindi, nasisilaw ako!
At a Resto in L.A.
ROACH: Eat all you can, don’t be shy! Feel at home, Ma Dionesia!
MA DIONESIA: Ano raw?
MANNY: Nay, kain lng daw kayo ng kain. Walanghiya ka daw! Pakiramdam mo bahay mo ito!
MA DIONESIA: Pakyu, COCKROACH!
Pres GMA: When will my breast implant stop leaking?
Vicki Belo: You know Pinnochio? His nose kept growing until he stopped LYING!
Judith!
Judith!
Judith!
Pacman: Bkt Ma?
Bkt ka sumisigaw?
Dionesia:
Bayaran na natin
bells sa kuryente.
Judith na kc ngyon!