Loading ...Controversial director Carlo J. Caparas is reportedly running for senator in 2010. Asked about his major qualification, he replied, “Mas marami akong alam na English words kaysa kay Lito Lapid.” :-D
Text Message #6438: meaning ng DELETE
JINKY: Hon, anong meaning ng DELETE?
MANNY: Ang bobo mo naman Hon! Tagal mo ng nagtitixt!? Minsan di mo masagot agad, eh di itixt mo- “Sori for DELETE reply.”
SMS Quote Text Message #6375
Good evening! Aling Dionesia called Manny in LAS VEGAS..
helo operitor i want 2 mik vry vry far away col
Wats ur name?
im dionesia pacquiao
Spell ur surname
P as in papa
A as in epol
C as in Sicily
Q as in cuba
U as in me
I as in eyebrow
A as in epol agen
O as in august
Now u knw..Come Again?
U dnt understand me? im d mader of d fam0s boksir!
ur so patitic..nvr mind..
ill enterneth na lang!
SMS Quote Text Message #6368
Dionisia: Doc gus2 ko po magkaroon ng breast..
Doctor: (nagulat) huh? ano po?
Dionisia: Gus2 q magkaroon ng breast sa ngepen.
Ung penk.
haha! musta?
dr salinel