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"yOu knOw.. i feel im relaxing.. yOu knOw.." "i didnt espect it" "thanks fOr da GOD" "to all filipino-thanks for da supporing wid me.." -manny pacquiaO yan ang mga banat :-D GoodmOrning.Ü

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Text Message #6524: Pacquiao Family Glossary

Date: Tue, Sep 8, 2009
Time: 8:35 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Celebrity, Funny

Dis is d latest Pacquiao Family Glossary:
DEBACLE- Naka sinturon
BRICK- preno
EAR- hangin
LOBE- pagibig
PLEAT- pinggan
BOOT- banka
SHAPE- barko
WOOL- dingding
PLOWER-bulaklak
EDGE- edad
LAP- tumawa
NOOSE- ilong
PEACE-mukha
PISS- kapayapaan
TIT- ngipin
BUNK – banko
SPAWN- kutsara
PORK – tinidor
NILL- kuko
HEAR- buhok
WEST- basura
ERR- tenga
SUCKS- medyas
SLIP- tulog
WEEK- gumising
DEE- araw
LEAGUE- binti
SOUP- sabon
CHEER- silya
TASTE- pagsubok
EAT- walo
Oha! Dami nyan…HE3

Text Message #6508: Hayden Kho, more qualified as National Artist

Date: Fri, Sep 4, 2009
Time: 8:58 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Celebrity

Vicki Belo’s objection to Carlo Caparas’ National Artist for Cinema. Hayden Kho is more qualified – director na, actor and cameraman pa. :-D

Text Message #6500: Anabelle Rama vs. Aling Dionisia

Date: Thu, Sep 3, 2009
Time: 8:28 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Celebrity, Sayings

“Pareho lang kameng MASAMA. Ang pinagkaiba lang namen:
Sa akin, ugali…
Sa kanya, mukha!”
-anabelle rama vs. Aling dionisia pacquiao.

Text Message #6497: Tagalog ang whisper

Date: Thu, Sep 3, 2009
Time: 8:26 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Celebrity, Conversations

Sa Wowowee..

WILLIE: Kung ang ’sigaw’ ay ’shout’ sa Ingles, ano naman sa Tagalog ang ‘whisper?’

CONTESTANT: Napkin po. :-D

Text Message #6474: GMA little star

Date: Mon, Aug 31, 2009
Time: 9:44 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Celebrity, Funny, Politics

If Sharon is MEGASTAR, Nora is SUPERSTAR & Vilma is STAR FOR ALL SEASONS, how is GMA called?
TWINKLE, TWINKLE,
LITTLE STAR!
Hehehe