TxtBuff » Celebrity http://www.txtbuff.com Text Messages Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:29:35 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Text Message #6648: Invite senior citizens sa Home of the Aged http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/22/text-message-6648-invite-senior-citizens-sa-home-of-the-aged/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/22/text-message-6648-invite-senior-citizens-sa-home-of-the-aged/#comments Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:48:22 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/22/text-message-6648-invite-senior-citizens-sa-home-of-the-aged/ Aling Dionisia: Manny, kailangan mag-invita tayo ng mga 270 senior citizens sa Home of the Aged.
Manny: para saan? At bakit ang dami?
Aling Dionisia: para mabuo ko ang 60treasures, 60roses, 60candles, 6oenvelopes at 60toasts sa birthday party ko…
Manny: nyeh! :-/

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/22/text-message-6648-invite-senior-citizens-sa-home-of-the-aged/feed/ 0 Text Message #6577: Don’t let your problem, problem you http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/14/text-message-6577-dont-let-your-problem-problem-you/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/14/text-message-6577-dont-let-your-problem-problem-you/#comments Mon, 14 Sep 2009 01:59:29 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/14/text-message-6577-dont-let-your-problem-problem-you/ “Don’t let your problem, problem you. Let your problem, problem them…”
-Aling Dionisia muwahaha

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/14/text-message-6577-dont-let-your-problem-problem-you/feed/ 0 Text Message #6562: Turta, eggplant na may egg http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/12/text-message-6562-turta-eggplant-na-may-egg/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/12/text-message-6562-turta-eggplant-na-may-egg/#comments Sat, 12 Sep 2009 02:22:46 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/12/text-message-6562-turta-eggplant-na-may-egg/ Pacman:Mama,sabi ng titser ko bkìt daw äng èggplänt è wäläng ègg?
Aling Dionisia:Manny, sabihon mo sa titser mo na käpäg me ègg yùn…TüRTÄ näyon,TüRTÄ! Hèllö!

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/12/text-message-6562-turta-eggplant-na-may-egg/feed/ 0 Text Message #6559: Michael Jackson can’t be cremated http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/11/text-message-6559-michael-jackson-cant-be-cremated/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/11/text-message-6559-michael-jackson-cant-be-cremated/#comments Fri, 11 Sep 2009 03:39:12 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/11/text-message-6559-michael-jackson-cant-be-cremated/ Govt of USA has released a statement;

Michael Jackson cant b cremated as it s against Emission Laws,

he is 80% plastic, so he must be recycled

-Green planet*

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/11/text-message-6559-michael-jackson-cant-be-cremated/feed/ 2 Text Message #6537: Do not believe in failure http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/10/text-message-6537-do-not-believe-in-failure/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/10/text-message-6537-do-not-believe-in-failure/#comments Thu, 10 Sep 2009 01:38:07 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/10/text-message-6537-do-not-believe-in-failure/ “I do not believe in failure. It is not failure if you enjoyed the process.” – Oprah Winfrey

Have a wonderful day!

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/10/text-message-6537-do-not-believe-in-failure/feed/ 0 Text Message #6524: Pacquiao Family Glossary http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/08/text-message-6524-pacquiao-family-glossary/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/08/text-message-6524-pacquiao-family-glossary/#comments Tue, 08 Sep 2009 00:35:32 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/08/text-message-6524-pacquiao-family-glossary/ Dis is d latest Pacquiao Family Glossary:
DEBACLE- Naka sinturon
BRICK- preno
EAR- hangin
LOBE- pagibig
PLEAT- pinggan
BOOT- banka
SHAPE- barko
WOOL- dingding
PLOWER-bulaklak
EDGE- edad
LAP- tumawa
NOOSE- ilong
PEACE-mukha
PISS- kapayapaan
TIT- ngipin
BUNK – banko
SPAWN- kutsara
PORK – tinidor
NILL- kuko
HEAR- buhok
WEST- basura
ERR- tenga
SUCKS- medyas
SLIP- tulog
WEEK- gumising
DEE- araw
LEAGUE- binti
SOUP- sabon
CHEER- silya
TASTE- pagsubok
EAT- walo
Oha! Dami nyan…HE3

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/08/text-message-6524-pacquiao-family-glossary/feed/ 0 Text Message #6508: Hayden Kho, more qualified as National Artist http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/04/text-message-6508-hayden-kho-more-qualified-as-national-artist/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/04/text-message-6508-hayden-kho-more-qualified-as-national-artist/#comments Fri, 04 Sep 2009 00:58:07 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/04/text-message-6508-hayden-kho-more-qualified-as-national-artist/ Vicki Belo’s objection to Carlo Caparas’ National Artist for Cinema. Hayden Kho is more qualified – director na, actor and cameraman pa. :-D

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/04/text-message-6508-hayden-kho-more-qualified-as-national-artist/feed/ 0 Text Message #6500: Anabelle Rama vs. Aling Dionisia http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/03/text-message-6500-anabelle-rama-vs-aling-dionisia/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/03/text-message-6500-anabelle-rama-vs-aling-dionisia/#comments Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:28:14 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/03/text-message-6500-anabelle-rama-vs-aling-dionisia/ “Pareho lang kameng MASAMA. Ang pinagkaiba lang namen:
Sa akin, ugali…
Sa kanya, mukha!”
-anabelle rama vs. Aling dionisia pacquiao.

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/03/text-message-6500-anabelle-rama-vs-aling-dionisia/feed/ 0 Text Message #6497: Tagalog ang whisper http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/03/text-message-6497-tagalog-ang-whisper/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/03/text-message-6497-tagalog-ang-whisper/#comments Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:26:33 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/03/text-message-6497-tagalog-ang-whisper/ Sa Wowowee..

WILLIE: Kung ang ’sigaw’ ay ’shout’ sa Ingles, ano naman sa Tagalog ang ‘whisper?’

CONTESTANT: Napkin po. :-D

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/09/03/text-message-6497-tagalog-ang-whisper/feed/ 0 Text Message #6474: GMA little star http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/31/text-message-6474-gma-little-star/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/31/text-message-6474-gma-little-star/#comments Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:44:40 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/31/text-message-6474-gma-little-star/ If Sharon is MEGASTAR, Nora is SUPERSTAR & Vilma is STAR FOR ALL SEASONS, how is GMA called?
TWINKLE, TWINKLE,
LITTLE STAR!
Hehehe

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/31/text-message-6474-gma-little-star/feed/ 0 Text Message #6466: Carlo J. Caparas, running for senator http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/29/text-message-6466-carlo-j-caparas-running-for-senator/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/29/text-message-6466-carlo-j-caparas-running-for-senator/#comments Sat, 29 Aug 2009 00:32:26 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/29/text-message-6466-carlo-j-caparas-running-for-senator/ Controversial director Carlo J. Caparas is reportedly running for senator in 2010. Asked about his major qualification, he replied, “Mas marami akong alam na English words kaysa kay Lito Lapid.” :-D

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/29/text-message-6466-carlo-j-caparas-running-for-senator/feed/ 0 Text Message #6438: meaning ng DELETE http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/26/text-message-6438-meaning-ng-delete/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/26/text-message-6438-meaning-ng-delete/#comments Wed, 26 Aug 2009 01:30:47 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/26/text-message-6438-meaning-ng-delete/ JINKY: Hon, anong meaning ng DELETE?

MANNY: Ang bobo mo naman Hon! Tagal mo ng nagtitixt!? Minsan di mo masagot agad, eh di itixt mo- “Sori for DELETE reply.”

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/26/text-message-6438-meaning-ng-delete/feed/ 0 SMS Quote Text Message #6404 http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/14/sms-quote-text-message-6404/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/14/sms-quote-text-message-6404/#comments Fri, 14 Aug 2009 03:20:21 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/14/sms-quote-text-message-6404/ The only woman…

Who garnered fame w/o ambition.

Whom, for humility, Heaven looked down with favor, earning fame for our country worldwide is…

ALING DIONISIA! :-P

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/14/sms-quote-text-message-6404/feed/ 0 SMS Quote Text Message #6375 http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/06/sms-quote-text-message-6375/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/06/sms-quote-text-message-6375/#comments Thu, 06 Aug 2009 01:57:31 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/06/sms-quote-text-message-6375/ Good evening! Aling Dionesia called Manny in LAS VEGAS..

helo operitor i want 2 mik vry vry far away col

Wats ur name?

im dionesia pacquiao

Spell ur surname

P as in papa
A as in epol
C as in Sicily
Q as in cuba
U as in me
I as in eyebrow
A as in epol agen
O as in august
Now u knw..Come Again?
U dnt understand me? im d mader of d fam0s boksir!
ur so patitic..nvr mind..
ill enterneth na lang!

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/06/sms-quote-text-message-6375/feed/ 0 SMS Quote Text Message #6368 http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/05/sms-quote-text-message-6368/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/05/sms-quote-text-message-6368/#comments Wed, 05 Aug 2009 01:40:34 +0000 icezorg http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/05/sms-quote-text-message-6368/ Dionisia: Doc gus2 ko po magkaroon ng breast..

Doctor: (nagulat) huh? ano po?

Dionisia: Gus2 q magkaroon ng breast sa ngepen.
Ung penk.

haha! musta?

dr salinel

]]> http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/08/05/sms-quote-text-message-6368/feed/ 0 SMS Quote Text Message #6350 http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/07/29/sms-quote-text-message-6350/ http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/07/29/sms-quote-text-message-6350/#comments Wed, 29 Jul 2009 01:55:15 +0000 dirtyoldman http://www.txtbuff.com/2009/07/29/sms-quote-text-message-6350/ Aling dionisia: apo, akina ung seeds ko.

Apo: magtatanim kau lola?

Aling dionisia: hindi, nasisilaw ako!

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