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]]> Pacman: Doc, my insomnia po ako.. Paano ba ako makakatulog ng mahimbing?
Doctor: Bakit di mo subukan magbilang kapag nakahiga kana?
Pacman: Doc naman!Alam nyo naman boxer ako.. pagdating ng 9 napapatayo ako!


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]]> Ang Babaeng Sumisipsip ng Taba sa Tad-yang…
DR. VICKY BELO

Ang Mga Babaeng Walang Tadyang…
SEXBOMB GIRLS

Ang Babaeng Malaki ang Tadyang…
NADIA MONTENEGRO

ang Baklang Nasa Nguso ang Tadyang…
DIEGO

Ang Babaeng Bakat Ang Tadyang…
BEBE GANDANGHARI.


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]]> If Rustom is now Bebe GandangHari.

Piolo will be Pauline GandangPapa!

and Sam Milby is Samantha Gandang Dyosa! haha!


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]]> <*> | <*>Awards 4 TV Programs:Best Acting Job – Willie Revillame. With tears n his eyes, mapapaniwala ka tlga. Tsk, tsk, tsk… Kawawa naman.Special Tupperware Citation Award – Kris Aquino. Fantastic! Bravo! Unbelievable! Hindi kapani-paniwala! Best Peanut Vendor – Tony Gonzaga. Mapapabili ka tlga!Best Jeepney Barker – Mike Enriquez. Mapapasakay ka tlga!Best Horror Show & Soap Opera – TV Patrol & Bandila. Nakakatakot na, nakakaiyak pa talaga!Fastest Talker – Doland Castro. Huh? Pakiulit? Best Mascot – Arnold


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]]> 2 board mates talking:
GUY1: tol astig dream ko kagabi, dinilaan ko daw pagitan ng boobs ni ANGEL L0CSIN.
GUY2: tang-ina ka pare! kaya pala basa yung pwet ko!


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]]> Sigaw ni Aling Dionesia Pacquiao-

Jawless!

Jawless!

Jawless bekshop. Nagabek ng kek, kokess, at iba pang brid.. Ksma ang chesS brid, m0nggo brid, at igg brid.

Jawles!

SMS Quote | Text Message #5190


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]]> FUTURE HOUSE PROBE:   Congrsman Pakyaw: Plis ixplen wat u sid licinse propirty.   Witness: Ur honor,it is a product w/ royalty fee.  Congrsmn Pakyaw: U means lyk Princis & Queen Ilizabith?How der u?


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]]> Pacman interview with commentator:

Commentator: Hey Manny, what gloves are you using?

Pacman: Clitoris! ..

Commentator: What?! .. Come again! ..

Pacman: I used clitoris!

C: Ah, you mean Cleto Reyes! ..

Pacman: Yis! Das it.! ..


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]]> Humingi n ng “SORRY” c Dr. Haydin Kho kay Dra. Vicky.. Its a “Fancy short affair” lng daw w/ katrina.  Gus2 nya lng mTikman ang lasa ng “Lechon de Leche” at ma Compare s lasa ng “PAKSIW” n lechon


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]]> B: imposible ang iyong bilis at lakas, ang yong balat ay maputla, maputi at yelo ang lamig, di ka man lang umiinom, di ka

lumalabas kapag maaraw. Alam ko kung ano ka.

E: sabihin mo. ng malakas. SABIHIN MO!

B: bampira. . .

E: natatakot ka ba?

B: di mo ako sasaktan..

TWILIGHT(tagalog)
pirated! Haha.


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]]> FAN: Erap, bakit pareho kayong mahilig sa chicks ni FPJ?

ERAP: Iba kasi ang inaral naming libro e. Kayo nag-umpisa sa librong ‘Pepe n Pilar.’ Kami ni Pareng Ronnie, nagstart kami sa librong pinahiram ni Dolphy na ‘Pepe ni Pilar.’


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]]> “T0ILET”

The newEst vampire m0vie acc0rding t0 manny pacquiao..


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]]> …  at ang nanalo sa PINKISH WHITE DREAM DATE promo
with Dingdong Dantes ay si…

PIOLO PASCUAL!

Traidor!

ang animal! Nagpadala pala ng entry!


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]]> ‘Though I’m still grateful for the the blessings of wealth, it hasn’t changed who I am. My feet are still on the ground. I just wear better shoes’ (Oprah Winfrey)

A happy day! :-)


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]]> <INRITS UR BOCABOLARY – UPDATED EDITION>
By Manny Pacquiao

TACTICS – tunog ng orasan

NO PEER – commercial nya

MOTOR KID – pag-ikot nya sa Manila

CHECK-IN – manok sa McDo

CORRUPT – pagsara ng mata

WIT – timbang

DUET – gawin mo

NOODLE – sagot kay Kris sa Deal or No Deal

QUOTES – tawag nya kay Freddie Roach

CAKE – sipa

PANTS – suntok

STIRS – hagdanan

LEAP – kaliwa
ÜÜÜ


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]]> Mike Phelps s d best Swimmer!
Basta Mike, mga2ling tlaga! MIKE JORDAN s basketbol;
MIKE JACKSON s singing;
MIKE DEFENSOR s connection; MIKE ARROYO s CORRUPTION!:-P
Db?


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