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Text Message #6: Mga banat ni Pacquiao
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"yOu knOw.. i feel im relaxing.. yOu knOw.." "i didnt espect it" "thanks fOr da GOD" "to all filipino-thanks for da supporing wid me.." -manny pacquiaO yan ang mga banat :-D GoodmOrning.Ü

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Text Message #6648: Invite senior citizens sa Home of the Aged

Date: Tue, Sep 22, 2009
Time: 8:48 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Celebrity, Conversations

Aling Dionisia: Manny, kailangan mag-invita tayo ng mga 270 senior citizens sa Home of the Aged.
Manny: para saan? At bakit ang dami?
Aling Dionisia: para mabuo ko ang 60treasures, 60roses, 60candles, 6oenvelopes at 60toasts sa birthday party ko…
Manny: nyeh! :-/

Text Message #6577: Don’t let your problem, problem you

Date: Mon, Sep 14, 2009
Time: 9:59 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Celebrity, Sayings

“Don’t let your problem, problem you. Let your problem, problem them…”
-Aling Dionisia muwahaha

Text Message #6562: Turta, eggplant na may egg

Date: Sat, Sep 12, 2009
Time: 10:22 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Celebrity, Conversations

Pacman:Mama,sabi ng titser ko bkìt daw äng èggplänt è wäläng ègg?
Aling Dionisia:Manny, sabihon mo sa titser mo na käpäg me ègg yùn…TüRTÄ näyon,TüRTÄ! Hèllö!

Text Message #6559: Michael Jackson can’t be cremated

Date: Fri, Sep 11, 2009
Time: 11:39 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Celebrity, Sayings

Govt of USA has released a statement;

Michael Jackson cant b cremated as it s against Emission Laws,

he is 80% plastic, so he must be recycled

-Green planet*

Text Message #6537: Do not believe in failure

Date: Thu, Sep 10, 2009
Time: 9:38 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Authors, Celebrity, Inspirational

“I do not believe in failure. It is not failure if you enjoyed the process.” – Oprah Winfrey

Have a wonderful day!