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Text Message 8409: Baby James confused
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(Baby James nakikipag-usap sa yaya) B-) Baby James: Yaya, am i normal? Yaya: obkors eho, you'r not lyk dem. Why ask you to me? Baby James: I'm so confused. My Grandpa is Ninoy, my uncle is Noynoy, my brother is abnoy, my dad is chickboy, my mom is lover of boys. - ambot nimu Baby James!

Text Message 12483: I want my baby to laugh

Category: Celebrity SMS
Subcategory: , Conversations SMS
Date: Mon, Jul 16, 2012
Time: 8:54 am

DONA MARY: Anak, instead of taking Loi to the hospital to deliver your baby, why did you take her to see a Dolphy movie?
ERAP: Mama, all babies cry when they are born, and I want my baby to laugh so I took Loi to the cinema!

Text Message 12356: Bigyan mo ako ng PIN

Category: Celebrity SMS
Subcategory: , Tagalog Funny SMS
Date: Sun, Jun 17, 2012
Time: 12:33 pm

Sa Banko:

Dionisia(w/ hermes bag): Day, bigyan mo
ako ng PIN mag widro ako.

TELLER: Mam, kayo po dapat may PIN at kayo lang dapat ang nakakaalam. Dionisia: Forgit ko eh!

TELLER: Sori maam, di ko kayo matulungan!

Dionisia: Hay naku, anung banko ito, walang PIN!
Day, Kahit LAPIS na lang.

Text Message 11935: A baby is born without teeth you know

Category: Celebrity SMS
Subcategory: , Conversations SMS
Date: Fri, Mar 2, 2012
Time: 9:28 am

Pacman: “A Negro baby boy was born in Canada.
What is the color of his teeth?”
Sen Miriam: “Idiot! race and place of birth have nothing to do with the color of the teeth. That’s elementary!”
Pacman: “bobaa! Tapos ako ng elementary!
For your information,
a baby is born without teeth you know!”D%)Ha ha ha,

Text Message 11827: Annabelle Rama at Sen. Miriam

Category: Celebrity SMS
Subcategory: , Politics SMS
Date: Mon, Feb 6, 2012
Time: 9:02 am

Cong Tupas: Mr. President, sobrang pagaalipusta ang ginagawa ng mga senador sa mga house prosecutors! Lalo na si sen. Miriam.

Pnoy: Anong gusto mong gawin natin?

Kris: Kuya Noy, itapat kaya natin si Annabelle Rama kay Sen. Miriam para mas exciting! :D

Text Message 11677: Filipinos are very intelligent

Category: Celebrity SMS
Subcategory: , Conversations SMS
Date: Thu, Jan 5, 2012
Time: 8:57 am

VICE GANDA: I’m so proud of the Filipinos. Filipinos are very intelligent! Are you a Filipino?


VICE GANDA: That’s why you’re not intelligent!

Text Message 11412: Steve Jobs to make iWIFE

Category: Celebrity SMS
Subcategory: , Funny SMS
Date: Mon, Nov 14, 2011
Time: 7:20 am

Steve Jobs is now working for God in Heaven to make iWIFE…

Beauty and Brain


MUTE button!:-*

Text Message 10809: I have something between my ears

Category: Celebrity SMS
Subcategory: , Sayings SMS
Date: Tue, Jul 19, 2011
Time: 10:51 am


“Ako at least, I have something between my ears! Siya between the legs lang!” :-* ~ Cherry Pie Picache, MANAY PO 2: OVERLOAD (2008)

Text Message 10646: One woman giving birth every 30 minutes

Category: Celebrity SMS
Date: Fri, Jun 24, 2011
Time: 10:07 am

Health Secretary:
“Mr. Congressman, the population growth rate of our country is very alarming. There is one woman giving birth every thirty minutes.”

Rep Manny Pacquiao: We have to stop this very critical problem right away…


Text Message 10554: Kahit hindi tayo meant to be

Category: Celebrity SMS
Subcategory: Authors SMS,
Date: Mon, Jun 6, 2011
Time: 9:55 am


“Kahit hindi tayo meant to be, eh ano? Make a mistake with me. Malay mo, maka-tsamba ka sa maling choice.” ~ Janus Del Prado, I Do (2010) :-)

Text Message 10524: May ganda naman ang Mommy mo

Category: Celebrity SMS
Date: Mon, May 30, 2011
Time: 12:23 pm


“May ganda naman ang Mommy mo… kaya lang… hindi pa uso. Pero may ganda!”~ John Lapus, “Who’s That Girl?” (2011)