Loading ...Isang gbi, isang lolo ang humtak sa isang ba2e sa tlahibn.
Babae: lolo, kht mhubran nyo aq, d nyo q kyang ghasain dhl alam qng su2mp0ng lng ryuma ny0..
Lolo: watch me! Nagflanax yata aq!Haha
hayup n lolo yn.
SMS Quote Text Message #5477
Date: Fri, Mar 6, 2009
Time: 8:28 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Brand Names, Conversations
Time: 8:28 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Brand Names, Conversations
SMS Quote Text Message #5465
GOD
has
no
celpon,
but
HE is SMART
&
HE owns
the GLOBE
& SUN.
U cn kol
HIM evn
f u
dnt hv LOAD.
But
rmember,
No TXT,
only TALK.
Dnt 4get
2 kol HIM
its FREE.
txtb?13
SMS Quote Text Message #5418
A teacher was doing a study of testing the sense of taste of 1st-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. The pupils began to identify the flavors by their colors: Red.. Cherry, Yellow.. Lemon, etc.
Lastly, teacher gave them HONEY Lifesavers, none of the pupils could identify taste so she gave them a clue, ‘It’s what ur mother sometimes call ur father.’
One of the pupils looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver and yelled, ‘Oh my God! They’re assholes!’
SMS Quote Text Message #5386
TRIVIA:
Bakit karamihan ng fastfood restos kulay pula at yellow ang paint?
McDo
jollibee
Max’s
Chowking
Goldilocks
Mr. Donut
Burger King
Because the colors red and yellow are good stimuli for the appetite…
ah kaya pala gan0n ang kulay ng…
SOGO…:-o
Text Message #5316
BOY: pare, may sapatos ako, kaso ndi ko alam yn pngalan.
TOTOY: ano b tatak nun?
BOY: bsta may check sha e.
TOTOY: bobo mo nmn! yn lng ndi mo p alam? e di..
check taylor by converse!;p