Loading ...2 gays were looking at a travel brochure.
One of them said, “Let’s try Greece this year!”
The other replied, “Why? What’s wrong with Vaseline?”
Text Message #6551: Wi Fi, Apple pie at taro pie
Sa McDO…
Customer: Mayroon ba kayong Wi Fi dito?
Crew: Wala po. Apple pie at taro pie lang po.
Text Message #6541: KY Jelly renamed to Y2K Jelly
PRESS RELEASE:
The manufacturers of KY JELLY have announced that their product is now ISO-9001 certified. In the light of this they now renamed it as “Y2KY JELLY.”
Said a spokesperson: “The main benefit of this revision to our product, is that you can now insert four digits into your date instead of two.”:-P
Text Message #6455: BDO, we find ways
Misis at Kabet, nagdate:
M: Hon… Anu name ko sa phonebook mo?
K: Mcdo. Kasi love ko to!
M: Ang sweet… Ikaw nman BDO.
K: Bakit?
M: Kasi we find ways.:-D
SMS Quote Text Message #6303
May isang ig0r0t pumunta ng bar may narinig sya sa kabilang table.
Waiter paorder ng 3 kabayo,
binigyan sya ng REDHORSE BEER.
May narinig ulit syasa kabilang table Waiter paorder ng 3 agila.
binigyan sya ng GOLD EAGLE BEER.
Napaisip ang ig0r0t ano kaya ang sa akin.?
ah,alam ko na!
Waiter paorder ng 3 pato!
Binigyan sya ng 3 silver swan. Ininom nya sabay sabing-Wow! SaGad sA BuTo aNg aLaT Ng aLaK NyO… Lakas!