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SMS Quote | Text Message #102
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PUTANGINA PENGENG FRENCH FRIES!!! Show this at any McDonald’s outlet and get a FREE regular fries thrown at your face.Promo valid until the guard kicks you out.

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Date: Fri, Mar, 06, 2009
Time: 8:28 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Brand Names, Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5477
March 6, 2009

Isang gbi, isang lolo ang humtak sa isang ba2e sa tlahibn.

Babae: lolo, kht mhubran nyo aq, d nyo q kyang ghasain dhl alam qng su2mp0ng lng ryuma ny0..

Lolo: watch me! Nagflanax yata aq!Haha

hayup n lolo yn.


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Date: Mon, Mar, 02, 2009
Time: 7:38 pm
Sent by: icezorg
Category: Brand Names, Religious
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SMS Quote Text Message #5465
March 2, 2009

GOD
has
no
celpon,
but
HE is SMART
&
HE owns
the GLOBE
& SUN.

U cn kol
HIM evn
f u
dnt hv LOAD.
But
rmember,
No TXT,
only TALK.
Dnt 4get
2 kol HIM
its FREE.

txtb?13


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Date: Tue, Feb, 24, 2009
Time: 8:49 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Brand Names, Funny
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SMS Quote Text Message #5418
February 24, 2009

A teacher was doing a study of testing the sense of taste of 1st-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. The pupils began to identify the flavors by their colors: Red.. Cherry, Yellow.. Lemon, etc. Lastly, teacher gave them HONEY Lifesavers, none of the pupils could identify taste so she gave them a clue, ‘It’s what ur mother sometimes call ur father.’ One of the pupils looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver and yelled, ‘Oh my God... (read post)


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Date: Wed, Feb, 18, 2009
Time: 8:35 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Brand Names
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SMS Quote Text Message #5386
February 18, 2009

TRIVIA:

Bakit karamihan ng fastfood restos kulay pula at yellow ang paint?

McDo
jollibee
Max’s
Chowking
Goldilocks
Mr. Donut
Burger King

Because the colors red and yellow are good stimuli for the appetite…

ah kaya pala gan0n ang kulay ng…

SOGO…:-o


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Date: Fri, Feb, 06, 2009
Time: 8:43 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Brand Names, Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #5316
February 6, 2009

BOY: pare, may sapatos ako, kaso ndi ko alam yn pngalan.
TOTOY: ano b tatak nun?
BOY: bsta may check sha e.
TOTOY: bobo mo nmn! yn lng ndi mo p alam? e di..

check taylor by converse!;p


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Date: Sat, Jan, 31, 2009
Time: 8:41 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Brand Names, Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #5279
January 31, 2009

A dad went to a ToyShop for his daughter’s bday. “How much for one of those Barbie dolls?” Sales girl asks  “Which do u want sir? We hav several. Barbie Workingout, Shopper, Beach, Disco, Ballerina, Astronaut, Skater Barbie, all for $20 & Divorced Barbie for $180. Dad asks “why is divorced Barbie $180 & others only $20?” The lady rolls her eyes & said: “Sir, Divorced Barbie comes wit Ken’... (read post)


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Date: Thu, Jan, 22, 2009
Time: 8:26 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Brand Names, Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #5236
January 22, 2009

Anong kaibahan ng
pera ng mayaman
sa pera ng mahirap?

Ang pera ng mayaman
parang PEPSI.
Kung hindi MAX, MEGA.

Ang sa mahirap
parang COKE.
Kundi SAKTO,
ZERO!


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Date: Thu, Jan, 08, 2009
Time: 8:31 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Brand Names, Funny, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #5173
January 8, 2009

Henry Sy told friends he’ll attend Obama’s Inauguration on Jan 20,’09
Frends askd “Y,did u suport him?”Of cors, Pale ko! Hav u seen my banks? “U mean,urBanco De Oro?” Yes,dey display his initials-BDO as in Barack Dunham Obama!  “Wat if McCain won?” Wel, I hav my malls, SM as in
SENATOR McCain…!

 
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