ang PAGMAMAHAL hindi yan prang GSM BLUE, MASARAP MAKiHALO. prang TANDUAY iCE yan, BAWAL i'SHARE. kc nga hindi yan prang THE BAR na ALWAYS OPEN para saiba. pro tandaan mu prin na ang tunay na LOVE prang, EMPERADOR LiGHTS, habang tumatagal LALONG SUMASARAP. tama ! .. good morning :)
There is nothing more expensive than a drop of female tears..
When a tear comes out, it first mixes with CHANEL eyeliner & DIOR mascara… then when it goes down to the cheek, it mixes with D&G blush-on & in case it touches the lips, it gets mixed with BURBERRY lipstick!
You see
Dear JOLLIBEE & McDO,
Why are all the people in your commercials or advertisements thin?
Sincerely,
Highly Suspicious
Fact of the day!
Google Earth Gives Us The
Opportunity To Go And See Every Part Of The World.
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And What Do We Do?
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We End Up Looking At Our Own House.
Some girls fall in love because of looks..
Some get charmed by sweet words..
Some girls fall in love because of tenderness..
And for others, there is…
MasterCard!
Women are like iPHONES, you have to touch all over before they respond.
Men are like BLACKBERRIES, rub one ball and everything moves.
A mother asks her daughter how is married life. Daughter shyly says like BRITISH AIRWAYS. A few days later, the mother read in shock the airline’s ad: “7 DAYS A WEEK, THRICE A DAY, AND BOTH WAY!”
Dear LAYS manufacturer,
You forgot to list one major ingredient under contents of your potato chips..
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AIR! :P
Mama Sha, gatas nya alaska,
soda nya, coca-cola,
ulam nya, century tuna,
snack nya, mcDo,
kaya
katawan nya
Superferry… sakay na;-)
Height of Racism:
A little white kid goes and stands between two black kids and says, “Look, mom, I made an Oreo biscuit!”;-(
Teacher: Is Google a man or a woman?
Student: Google is a woman, because it won’t let you complete the whole sentence and start guessing and suggesting… and you ask only one question… but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds.
