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"It's not always that easy to distinguish the good guys from the bad guys. Sinners can surprise you and the same is true for saints. Why do we try to define people as simply good or simply evil?...

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3894

Date: Sat, Jul 5, 2008
Time: 7:38 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Authors, Inspirational

Joel Osteen says:”We reap what we sow.If you want to be happy, make others happy. If you want to have financial blessings, give to others. The seed always has to come first.” good morning!

SMS Quote | Text Message #3592

Date: Sun, Jun 1, 2008
Time: 1:07 pm
Sent by: @text
Category: Authors

“the way to a man s heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him.”

-Bridget Jones

SMS Quote | Text Message #3375

Date: Fri, May 2, 2008
Time: 9:08 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Authors

“Having sex is
like playing bridge…
if you don’t have
a good partner,
you’d better
have a good hand.”
~ Woody Allen

SMS Quote | Text Message #3334

Date: Mon, Apr 28, 2008
Time: 9:07 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Authors, Inspirational

Spongebob’s Wisdom –

Squidward: “Why do it today if you have tomorrow?”

Spongebob: “You do it today because today is yesterday’s tomorrow.”

SMS Quote | Text Message #3333

Date: Mon, Apr 28, 2008
Time: 9:04 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Authors, Love

“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
– Albert Einstein