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"It's not always that easy to distinguish the good guys from the bad guys. Sinners can surprise you and the same is true for saints. Why do we try to define people as simply good or simply evil?...

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Text Message #6531: Santa knows where all the bad girls live

Date: Wed, Sep 9, 2009
Time: 8:58 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Authors

The reason why santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – george carlin

Text Message #6522: The strongest might weaken

Date: Tue, Sep 8, 2009
Time: 8:17 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Authors, Inspirational

“It is unwise
to be too sure
of one’s own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that
the strongest might weaken
& the wisest
might err.”
-Mahatma
Gandhi

Gud am,

Text Message #6489: Men are just grateful

Date: Wed, Sep 2, 2009
Time: 8:48 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Authors

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgemental, where, of course, men are just grateful.” :-P
~ Jay Leno

Text Message #6469: Manifestation of the divinity of God

Date: Mon, Aug 31, 2009
Time: 9:34 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Authors

“I learned the most important lesson of my life: that the extraordinary is not the birthright of a chosen and privileged few, but of all people, even the humblest. That is my one certainty: we are all the manifestation of the divinity of God.” – Paulo Coelho

Have a great day ahead!

SMS Quote Text Message #6318

Date: Mon, Jul 20, 2009
Time: 10:53 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Authors, Love

Nothing is more practical than finding God, that is, than falling in love in a quite absolute final way. What you are in love with, what seizes your imagination, will affect everything. It will decide what will get you out of bed in the morning, what you will do with your evenings, how you will spend your weekends, what you read, who you know, what breaks your heart, and what amazes you with joy and gratitude. Fall in love, stay in love, and it will decide everything.- Pedro Arrupe S. J.
Have a lovely day!