A wife was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast wearing a T-shirt she normally slept in. As her husband walked in, she said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment.”
The husband thought to himself “this is going to be my lucky day,” so he embraced her & gave his all on the kitchen table.
Afterwards, she said, “Thanks,” & returned to the stove, her shirt still around her neck.
Puzzled, he asked her what was it all about. She explained, “The egg timer is broken.”