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By: dirtyoldman
Date: Thu, Jun 14, 2012
Time: 8:41 am

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By: dirtyoldman
Date: Tue, May 22, 2012
Time: 2:40 pm

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By: dirtyoldman
Date: Tue, Mar 6, 2012
Time: 9:15 am

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By: dirtyoldman
Date: Mon, Aug 8, 2011
Time: 10:03 am

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By: dirtyoldman
Date: Mon, Jun 27, 2011
Time: 10:13 am

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Text Message 9071: The egg timer is broken

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By: dirtyoldman
Date: Fri, Oct 22, 2010
Time: 6:45 am

A wife was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast wearing a T-shirt she normally slept in. As her husband walked in, she said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment.”

The husband thought to himself “this is going to be my lucky day,” so he embraced her & gave his all on the kitchen table.

Afterwards, she said, “Thanks,” & returned to the stove, her shirt still around her neck.

Puzzled, he asked her what was it all about. She explained, “The egg timer is broken.”

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By: dirtyoldman
Date: Mon, Oct 18, 2010
Time: 7:54 am

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By: dirtyoldman
Date: Thu, Oct 7, 2010
Time: 6:40 am

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By: dirtyoldman
Date: Wed, Oct 6, 2010
Time: 9:03 am

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By: katiekat
Date: Sun, Aug 22, 2010
Time: 8:14 pm

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