Boss – Let me have sex with u, just one time, I’ll be quick & I’ll pay u 1000 bucks. I’ll throw the money on the floor & before u bend & pick it up, I’ll be done.
-girl likes proposal & calls boyfriend-
BF – it’s ok hon but ask for 2,000 bucks & be quick to pick up the money.
-after 4 hours, BF calls her-
BF – What happened honey?
Girl – the bastard used coins!!