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Text Message 8864: Banana Love Cake Recipe
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Banana Love Cake Recipe Ingredients: 2 whole nuts 1 whole banana 2 strong arms 2 well shaped legs 1 fur lined mixing bowl 4 loving eyes Instructions: Look into eyes, part legs. Gently squeeze milk jugs. Continue until bowl is well greased. Add banana, top with nuts. Move in and out until batter is well creamed. Sigh with relief, let cool. Do not lick bowl. If cake starts to rise, get out of town, PRONTO!!!:-D

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By: dirtyoldman
Date: Fri, Dec 7, 2012
Time: 11:54 am

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Text Message 12893: Taking a shit live

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By: dirtyoldman
Date: Wed, Dec 5, 2012
Time: 10:57 am

Imagine you are in a public toilet and you’re taking a sh*t and then..

You see a note on the door:

“You are live on national television”

What would you do? :D

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By: dirtyoldman
Date: Wed, Dec 5, 2012
Time: 10:54 am

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By: dirtyoldman
Date: Wed, Dec 5, 2012
Time: 10:54 am

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Text Message 12868: Deleted

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By: dirtyoldman
Date: Fri, Nov 30, 2012
Time: 11:24 am

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By: dirtyoldman
Date: Sun, Nov 25, 2012
Time: 12:41 pm

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Text Message 12844: With the same passion

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By: dirtyoldman
Date: Sun, Nov 25, 2012
Time: 12:41 pm

“You don’t make love to me with the same passion as you used to,” said the wife.

“Of course I do,” the husband said, “I just don’t want to spill my beer.”

Text Message 12842: Make love

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By: dirtyoldman
Date: Sat, Nov 24, 2012
Time: 9:58 am

Two old men are sitting on a bench. One turns to the other and says, “The most beautiful thing on earth is to still make love.”

“Maybe for you,” the other replies in a quavering voice. “But for me it’s Christmas, because it happens more often.”

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By: dirtyoldman
Date: Sat, Nov 24, 2012
Time: 9:51 am

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By: dirtyoldman
Date: Thu, Nov 22, 2012
Time: 9:32 am

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