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Text Message 12905: Deleted

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By: dirtyoldman
Date: Fri, Dec 7, 2012
Time: 11:54 am

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Text Message 12893: Taking a shit live

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By: dirtyoldman
Date: Wed, Dec 5, 2012
Time: 10:57 am

Imagine you are in a public toilet and you’re taking a sh*t and then..

You see a note on the door:

“You are live on national television”

What would you do? :D

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By: dirtyoldman
Date: Wed, Dec 5, 2012
Time: 10:54 am

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By: dirtyoldman
Date: Wed, Dec 5, 2012
Time: 10:54 am

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By: dirtyoldman
Date: Fri, Nov 30, 2012
Time: 11:24 am

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Text Message 12846: Deleted

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By: dirtyoldman
Date: Sun, Nov 25, 2012
Time: 12:41 pm

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By: dirtyoldman
Date: Sun, Nov 25, 2012
Time: 12:41 pm

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Text Message 12842: Make love

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By: dirtyoldman
Date: Sat, Nov 24, 2012
Time: 9:58 am

Two old men are sitting on a bench. One turns to the other and says, “The most beautiful thing on earth is to still make love.”

“Maybe for you,” the other replies in a quavering voice. “But for me it’s Christmas, because it happens more often.”

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By: dirtyoldman
Date: Sat, Nov 24, 2012
Time: 9:51 am

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By: dirtyoldman
Date: Thu, Nov 22, 2012
Time: 9:32 am

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