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Science has proved that Sugar melts in water.. So pls dOn't walk in rain.. otherwise i wil lose such a SWEET person like yOu..ü WOw nman!!(--,) take care!ü

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Text Message #3402

Date: Mon, May 5, 2008
Time: 9:27 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny

if we were a new burger at McDonald’s..               we would be..                   McGorgeous! Gud morning! Ü

Text Message #3401

Date: Mon, May 5, 2008
Time: 9:25 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny

Question:
if i am the standard, what is being measured?

Answer:
Temperature.

Rationale:
Standard for hotness. anything below me are called lower life forms. anything above me are mere vapors. And anything within

my hotness range, are my friends. Ü

a HOT summer day to u! Bwahaha,ang saya!

Text Message #3399

Date: Mon, May 5, 2008
Time: 9:17 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny

Hunter bragged that blindfolded, he can identify d animal by feeling its skin & locating d bullet hole, tell what killed it. He’d prove it if they’d pay for drinks. So they blindfolded him, gave him a skin. “Bear by a 308 rifle.” He was right. This went on till he was very drunk & went home. Next day he saw he had a black eye & wondered how he got it. Wife said “I gave it to u. U put ur finger in my panties & yelled ‘SKUNK KILLED W/AN AXE.’”:-)

Text Message #3397

Date: Mon, May 5, 2008
Time: 9:14 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

S isang kasalan.
Boy: nkita mo b ung bride, npaka-Pangit!
Kausap: wag kng mag salita ng gnyan, anak ko un.
Boy: bkit ikaw b ang ama nun?
Kausap: hinde, Ina nya.

Text Message #3396

Date: Mon, May 5, 2008
Time: 9:13 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

BILL: Where did you get that gold watch?
JOE: I won it in a race.
BILL: How many were you in the race?
JOE: Three. A policeman, the owner of the watch & me.