Loading ...if we were a new burger at McDonald’s.. we would be.. McGorgeous! Gud morning! Ü
Text Message #3401
Question:
if i am the standard, what is being measured?
Answer:
Temperature.
Rationale:
Standard for hotness. anything below me are called lower life forms. anything above me are mere vapors. And anything within
my hotness range, are my friends. Ü
a HOT summer day to u! Bwahaha,ang saya!
Text Message #3399
Hunter bragged that blindfolded, he can identify d animal by feeling its skin & locating d bullet hole, tell what killed it. He’d prove it if they’d pay for drinks. So they blindfolded him, gave him a skin. “Bear by a 308 rifle.” He was right. This went on till he was very drunk & went home. Next day he saw he had a black eye & wondered how he got it. Wife said “I gave it to u. U put ur finger in my panties & yelled ‘SKUNK KILLED W/AN AXE.’”:-)
Text Message #3397
S isang kasalan.
Boy: nkita mo b ung bride, npaka-Pangit!
Kausap: wag kng mag salita ng gnyan, anak ko un.
Boy: bkit ikaw b ang ama nun?
Kausap: hinde, Ina nya.
Text Message #3396
BILL: Where did you get that gold watch?
JOE: I won it in a race.
BILL: How many were you in the race?
JOE: Three. A policeman, the owner of the watch & me.