a guy was sitting at d bar lukin at his drink wen suddenly a big bully walks in & drinks his drink in one high shot & d poor guy starts cryin..
<bully>: hey bro.. im sori, il jst buy u a new drink..
<guy,in tears>: 1st i got fired 4going late 2work,den i go 2my car & its carnapped, i 4got my celphone & my wallet in d taxi, i got home & my wife is kissin d gardener & now i put poison in my drink & u drank it?.. its jst not my day.. waaaa!!
Text Message 3126: It’s just not my day
Text Message 3124
Mgsy0tang
nag uUsap
s
tbing dgat
GIRL:
h0n anu
s0diaC sign
m0?
B0Y:(nag icp xa dhl b0b0 d nya alm)sau muna h0n.
GIRL:s0diac syn q CANCER
B0Y: skn GOITER!
Text Message 3122
we,
girLs
r
men’S
hipPiest haVaianaS.
we’R deyr preCiouS bLingbLingS.
deyR hardeSt game as dotA.
we’R deyr faVorite! muCh Lyk deyR psp & iPod.
we cAn take deM 2 heaVen m0r dan deYr wheeLs can d0.
so be proUd girL,
coZ it’s a pr0of dat…
girLs r G0D’S most xPensiVe gift 2men eveR! =)
Text Message 3099
MsRp
pg
hnhb0l
k db?
msRp
pg my
ngm2kawa
n bgyn m xa tym
msRp
pg my
ngk2gs2
at nngu2Lt sau!
pRo
nr2mdmN
m kya
ang skt at skrPsy0
n nr2nsn ña
pRA mp2nyn
n
mhl k?
Text Message 3061
ang sarap magnescafe kapag umuulan, no??
-kim chiu
sori, but i prefer starbucks, or seattle’s best…
-inday ;-)
ta0b! hehe!
Text Message 3060
pno kng
mgkrus
ang landas
nyo
ng taong
nktkda
pra sau?
pno
kng nlapitan
ka nya,
tntgan k,
sbay sbng:
“jjamppong..” ü
Text Message 3058
All relationships have one law:
never make your loved one feel alone while you are there..
Text Message 3057
f0r a fRiEnD
wh0 mAdE mE
LaUgH
SmiLe
& beLiv
dAt LyF s
w0rThwhiLe
dEspitE d
t0uGh timEs
THANKS
4 EvRytnG
fr0m:
a fRnD hU wL
trsure U 4evEr!Ü
Text Message 3056
Category: Adult, Conversations
Sent by: matsocampo
Date: Fri, Feb 29, 2008
Time: 10:52 pm
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Sent by: matsocampo
Date: Fri, Feb 29, 2008
Time: 10:52 pm
man & wife having sex
man: luv, dumaing ka naman para ganahan ako!
wife: honeeyy! aahh! ala naa tayoo bigaasss! ahhh! saka pambayad sa kurryeentee at tubiggg, ahhh! Walaaa naa rinnn tayoooong mautangan! Ibaon mo pahhhh ako sa utang! Ahhh! Ginanahan ka baaa?;-(
Text Message 3055
Remember:
“The first look is accidental,
the second one is intentional.”
kaya pg tnignan ka ng 2ng beses, wag n mag-inarte..
Crush ka nun!!
