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Loading ...Date: Mon, Nov, 19, 2007
Time: 11:32 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2238
November 19, 2007
3 Engrs & 3 lawyers traveld
by ship.D Engrs bought only
1 tckt,d lwyrs each.Lwyrs
askd: Hw dd u gt away wt it?
Engr:Easy.Wen tckt collctn
came,we all hid n d CR &
lockd d door.Wen purser
knockd & askd, “tckt pls,” a
single hand held out d tckt.D
lwyrs wr impresd! On way
bck, d lwyrs bought only 1
tckt-but d Engrs dd not buy
any!Each grp hid n their
rspctive CRs.Den, 1 of d
Engrs wnt out of d CR,
knockd on d lwrys’ CR &... (read post)
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Loading ...Date: Mon, Nov, 19, 2007
Time: 10:19 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Brand Names, Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2237
November 19, 2007
;> GOOD NEWS!
To all GLOB, SMART & SUN
subscribers
Maaari na kayong tumawag
ng hindi nababawasan ang
inyong load!
Oo!
Simple lang!
Gumamit kayo ng
LANDLINE!
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Loading ...Date: Sat, Nov, 17, 2007
Time: 11:38 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Sossy Inday
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2228
November 17, 2007
Guy1: Oh man! Chek dis out.
Luk at my neighbor’s pool, 2
o’clock.
He handed d binoculars 2 his
friend..
Guy2: Woah! Watta hot chick
dude! I luv ur neighbor. Hu’s
dat hotie?
Guy1: I dont kno. I wish I
knew her.
At d neighbor:
Amo: Hoy Inday! Umahon kna
jan s pool! MglutO kna ng
merienda!
:-p
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Loading ...Date: Sat, Nov, 17, 2007
Time: 11:35 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2226
November 17, 2007
Juan: magkano po adobo?
Tindera: 20 lang.
Juan: may sabaw?
Tindera: libre na sabaw
namin.
Juan: kanin meron?
Tindera: 5 lang.
Juan: may tutong?
Tindera: libre na!
Juan: cge, manang tutong at
sabaw nga!
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Loading ...Date: Sat, Nov, 17, 2007
Time: 11:33 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2224
November 17, 2007
MR: Honey, you always seem
2 find something wrong with
my relatives. It’s either
my ‘tita’ can’t be trusted, or
my cousin is such a slob.
MRS: No, I don’t hate your
relatives. In fact, I like your
mother-in-law more than I
like mine:!”
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Loading ...Date: Sat, Nov, 17, 2007
Time: 11:30 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2223
November 17, 2007
Her husband has been in &
out of a coma for some
months yet she stayed by
his bedside everyday.
One day, he whispered, eyes
full of tears “You have been
with me through all of the
bad times.
When business failed, u
were there.
When I got shot, u were
beside me.
When we lost the house, u
stayed with me.
When my health started
failing, u were still by my
side. U know what?”
“What dear?” she asked.
“I think you’... (read post)
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Loading ...Date: Sat, Nov, 17, 2007
Time: 10:32 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Celebrity
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2222
November 17, 2007
Imagine, nasa isla ka..
Sinusubuan ka ng ubas ni
Cindy Kurleto, minamasahe
ka ni Angel Locsin..
Sinasayawan ka ni joyce
jimenez… binoblowjb ka
ni boy abunda!
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Loading ...Date: Sat, Nov, 17, 2007
Time: 5:06 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2221
November 17, 2007
Man: Boy, wats ur fathers
nme?
Boy: His nme s Lafing.
Man: & ur mothers nme?
Boy: Smiling.
Man: R u kidding?
Boy: No,datz my brother.
I’m joking!ü
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