Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.;-) Gud AM!
There is nothing more expensive than a drop of female tears..
When a tear comes out, it first mixes with CHANEL eyeliner & DIOR mascara… then when it goes down to the cheek, it mixes with D&G blush-on & in case it touches the lips, it gets mixed with BURBERRY lipstick!
Berto: pambihira ka naman, hanggang ngayon umiiyak ka pa rin dahil sa kanya!
Juan: eh gustong gusto ko talaga sya at mahal ko sya
Berto: tarakales na yan, para sa iisang babae? pare maraming isda sa dagat!
Juan: ano ka ba pare, ayoko ng isda, ano ba ang connect non?
Berto: tange… Cge umiyak ka dyan!
1 inch – are u fucking joking?
2 inch – i can’t hold it properly
3 inch – never been so unsatisfied in my life
4 inch – i’ve had bigger
5 inch – good but not enough!
6 inch – just right
7 inch – can’t complain
8 inch – fucking perfect
9 inch – a bit much
10 inch – its hurting my insides
11 inch – i can’t take it anymore
12 inch – i’m fucking destroyed..
Foregoing are different reviews of SUBWAY sandwiches:-D wag dumi isip!:-P
Juan: uy! alam mo ba, crush ako ng magandang sosyal na babaeng nakatabi natin sa cafeteria kanina.
Pedro: weh? talaga? Panu mo nasabi?
Juan: sabi nya h0t daw aq parang sili
Pedro: paano ang pagkakasabi?
Juan: sabi kc nya sakin, “you’re so silly!”
At a church, bride kissed his father and handed him something. All eyes were on him to say what it was. So he said, “Our dear guests, today is the luckiest day of my life..” Then he showed what his daughter gave him and he continued, “My daughter finally returned my credit card!” Everyone laughed except the Groom.