Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.;-) Gud AM!
Text Message 12739: Obligado na magdamit si Maria Ozawa
Simula ngayong Oktubre 3, 2012..
Obligado na magdamit si MARIA OZAWA (japanese porn star) sa cyberspace ng Pinas dahil sa R. A. 10175, the Anti-Cybercrime Law!
Papayag ka ba? :-P
Text Message 12738: The way you keep staring at me
Height of Flirting
Gal: I don’t like the way you keep staring at me!
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Guy: And I love the way you notice me doing that! :)
Text Message 12737: Expensive female tears
There is nothing more expensive than a drop of female tears..
When a tear comes out, it first mixes with CHANEL eyeliner & DIOR mascara… then when it goes down to the cheek, it mixes with D&G blush-on & in case it touches the lips, it gets mixed with BURBERRY lipstick!
You see
Text Message 12736: All women are donkeys
Husband told his wife, “All women are DONKEYS!” The next day as they were travelling on a highway, a donkey crosses in front of their car. The Wife says, “Sweetheart, be careful. Your mother is crossing the road!”
Text Message 12735: Pare, maraming isda sa dagat
Category: Tagalog Funny, Tagalog Love
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Date: Tue, Oct 2, 2012
Time: 9:07 am
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Sent by: dirtyoldman
Date: Tue, Oct 2, 2012
Time: 9:07 am
Berto: pambihira ka naman, hanggang ngayon umiiyak ka pa rin dahil sa kanya!
Juan: eh gustong gusto ko talaga sya at mahal ko sya
Berto: tarakales na yan, para sa iisang babae? pare maraming isda sa dagat!
Juan: ano ka ba pare, ayoko ng isda, ano ba ang connect non?
Berto: tange… Cge umiyak ka dyan!
Text Message 12734: Subway sandwiches
1 inch – are u fucking joking?
2 inch – i can’t hold it properly
3 inch – never been so unsatisfied in my life
4 inch – i’ve had bigger
5 inch – good but not enough!
6 inch – just right
7 inch – can’t complain
8 inch – fucking perfect
9 inch – a bit much
10 inch – its hurting my insides
11 inch – i can’t take it anymore
12 inch – i’m fucking destroyed..
Foregoing are different reviews of SUBWAY sandwiches:-D wag dumi isip!:-P
Text Message 12733: A five-second smile
if a five-second smile can make your photograph more handsome/beautiful,
then just imagine how handsome/beautiful your life can be when you keep on SMILING.. Gandang umaga
Text Message 12732: Crush ako ng babaeng nakatabi natin
Juan: uy! alam mo ba, crush ako ng magandang sosyal na babaeng nakatabi natin sa cafeteria kanina.
Pedro: weh? talaga? Panu mo nasabi?
Juan: sabi nya h0t daw aq parang sili
Pedro: paano ang pagkakasabi?
Juan: sabi kc nya sakin, “you’re so silly!”
Text Message 12731: My daughter finally returned my credit card!
At a church, bride kissed his father and handed him something. All eyes were on him to say what it was. So he said, “Our dear guests, today is the luckiest day of my life..” Then he showed what his daughter gave him and he continued, “My daughter finally returned my credit card!” Everyone laughed except the Groom.
