Author Archive: dirtyoldman
Mag BF at GF: GF: Lagi na lang ako gumagastos pag magde-date tayo! BF: Sorry babe, wala kasi akong pera talaga eh. GF: E di ipunin mo yung baon mo, tapos para pagdating ng sabado may pang date tayo! BF:… (READ MORE)
Sitting in a bar having drinks, a man pointed to a friend two old drunks sitting across the bar from them and said, “That’s us in ten years.” The friend replied, “That’s a mirror, buddy!”
Alcohol bottles should have cute little fortunes in the bottom like “Nope, happiness wasn’t in this one. Please try again!” :)
What’s the difference between a DISASTER and a CATASTROPHE? A DISASTER is like a ship carrying 100 corrupt politicians that sinks… A CATASTROPHE is when you find out that they can all swim!!! Hehehe… ;)
Learn to write your HURT in the sand where the waves of forgiveness can wash them away easily.. But carve your BLESSINGS in the rock so no one can wipe them away.. Anchor your TRUST in God, He will BLESS… (READ MORE)
God loves you 100%. There is nothing you can do that can make Him love you more, and there is nothing you can do that can make Him love you less. Have a beautiful Thursday!
GUY1: P’re, hndi ka ba natatakot sa END OF D WORLD! GUY2: Wala sa akin yan P’re… Mas takot ako sa END OF D MONTH, marami akong babayaran!
Dear Weather: Please stop being so romantic.. We don’t have girlfriends, we have WIVES! Sincerely, HUSBANDS :D
Pain makes you stronger.. Tears makes you braver.. Headaches makes you wiser.. And Vodka makes you not remember any of that crap. :)