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SMS Quote | Text Message #2228
November 17, 2007
Guy1: Oh man! Chek dis out.
Luk at my neighbor’s pool, 2
o’clock.
He handed d binoculars 2 his
friend..
Guy2: Woah! Watta hot chick
dude! I luv ur neighbor. Hu’s
dat hotie?
Guy1: I dont kno. I wish I
knew her.
At d neighbor:
Amo: Hoy Inday! Umahon kna
jan s pool! MglutO kna ng
merienda!
:-p
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2226
November 17, 2007
Juan: magkano po adobo?
Tindera: 20 lang.
Juan: may sabaw?
Tindera: libre na sabaw
namin.
Juan: kanin meron?
Tindera: 5 lang.
Juan: may tutong?
Tindera: libre na!
Juan: cge, manang tutong at
sabaw nga!
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2224
November 17, 2007
MR: Honey, you always seem
2 find something wrong with
my relatives. It’s either
my ‘tita’ can’t be trusted, or
my cousin is such a slob.
MRS: No, I don’t hate your
relatives. In fact, I like your
mother-in-law more than I
like mine:!”
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2223
November 17, 2007
Her husband has been in &
out of a coma for some
months yet she stayed by
his bedside everyday.
One day, he whispered, eyes
full of tears “You have been
with me through all of the
bad times.
When business failed, u
were there.
When I got shot, u were
beside me.
When we lost the house, u
stayed with me.
When my health started
failing, u were still by my
side. U know what?”
“What dear?” she asked.
“I think you’... (read post)
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2222
November 17, 2007
Imagine, nasa isla ka..
Sinusubuan ka ng ubas ni
Cindy Kurleto, minamasahe
ka ni Angel Locsin..
Sinasayawan ka ni joyce
jimenez… binoblowjb ka
ni boy abunda!
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2221
November 17, 2007
Man: Boy, wats ur fathers
nme?
Boy: His nme s Lafing.
Man: & ur mothers nme?
Boy: Smiling.
Man: R u kidding?
Boy: No,datz my brother.
I’m joking!ü
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2220
November 16, 2007
PROFESSOR: Which of the 2
travels faster - heat or
cold?
STUDENT NURSE: Heat sir,
PROFESSOR: Why?
STUDENT NURSE: We can’t
catch heat but we can catch
cold!
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2200
November 14, 2007
bkt msRap
mgmHL ng
nuRse?
1.kc maAlaga
2.kc mhbA ang pSnxa
3.mgalng s gmOt
4.malinis s ktwan
@lastly..
5.mrUnOng s kaMa..
Bedmaking.
kaw huh
Haha!ü
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