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    Date: Sat, Nov, 17, 2007
    Time: 11:38 pm
    Sent by: dirtyoldman
    Category: Sossy Inday

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    SMS Quote | Text Message #2228
    November 17, 2007

    Guy1: Oh man! Chek dis out.
    Luk at my neighbor’s pool, 2
    o’clock.
    He handed d binoculars 2 his
    friend..
    Guy2: Woah! Watta hot chick
    dude! I luv ur neighbor. Hu’s
    dat hotie?
    Guy1: I dont kno. I wish I
    knew her.
    At d neighbor:
    Amo: Hoy Inday! Umahon kna
    jan s pool! MglutO kna ng
    merienda!
    :-p


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    Date: Sat, Nov, 17, 2007
    Time: 11:35 pm
    Sent by: dirtyoldman
    Category: Conversations

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    SMS Quote | Text Message #2226
    November 17, 2007

    Juan: magkano po adobo?
    Tindera: 20 lang.
    Juan: may sabaw?
    Tindera: libre na sabaw
    namin.
    Juan: kanin meron?
    Tindera: 5 lang.
    Juan: may tutong?
    Tindera: libre na!
    Juan: cge, manang tutong at
    sabaw nga!


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    Date: Sat, Nov, 17, 2007
    Time: 11:33 pm
    Sent by: dirtyoldman
    Category: Conversations

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    SMS Quote | Text Message #2224
    November 17, 2007

    MR: Honey, you always seem
    2 find something wrong with
    my relatives. It’s either
    my ‘tita’ can’t be trusted, or
    my cousin is such a slob.

    MRS: No, I don’t hate your
    relatives. In fact, I like your
    mother-in-law more than I
    like mine:!”


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    Date: Sat, Nov, 17, 2007
    Time: 11:30 pm
    Sent by: dirtyoldman
    Category: Funny

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    SMS Quote | Text Message #2223
    November 17, 2007

    Her husband has been in & out of a coma for some months yet she stayed by his bedside everyday. One day, he whispered, eyes full of tears “You have been with me through all of the bad times. When business failed, u were there. When I got shot, u were beside me. When we lost the house, u stayed with me. When my health started failing, u were still by my side. U know what?” “What dear?” she asked. “I think you’... (read post)


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    Date: Sat, Nov, 17, 2007
    Time: 10:32 pm
    Sent by: dirtyoldman
    Category: Adult, Celebrity

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    QRcode:2224
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    SMS Quote | Text Message #2222
    November 17, 2007

    Imagine, nasa isla ka..
    Sinusubuan ka ng ubas ni
    Cindy Kurleto, minamasahe
    ka ni Angel Locsin..
    Sinasayawan ka ni joyce
    jimenez… binoblowjb ka
    ni boy abunda!


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    Date: Sat, Nov, 17, 2007
    Time: 5:06 pm
    Sent by: dirtyoldman
    Category: Conversations

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    SMS Quote | Text Message #2221
    November 17, 2007

    Man: Boy, wats ur fathers
    nme?
    Boy: His nme s Lafing.
    Man: & ur mothers nme?
    Boy: Smiling.
    Man: R u kidding?
    Boy: No,datz my brother.
    I’m joking!ü


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    Date: Fri, Nov, 16, 2007
    Time: 10:05 am
    Sent by: dirtyoldman
    Category: Conversations

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    QRcode:2222
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    SMS Quote | Text Message #2220
    November 16, 2007

    PROFESSOR: Which of the 2
    travels faster - heat or
    cold?
    STUDENT NURSE: Heat sir,
    PROFESSOR: Why?
    STUDENT NURSE: We can’t
    catch heat but we can catch
    cold!


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    Date: Wed, Nov, 14, 2007
    Time: 11:55 pm
    Sent by: dirtyoldman
    Category: Adult

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    SMS Quote | Text Message #2200
    November 14, 2007

    bkt msRap
    mgmHL ng
    nuRse?
    1.kc maAlaga
    2.kc mhbA ang pSnxa
    3.mgalng s gmOt
    4.malinis s ktwan
    @lastly..
    5.mrUnOng s kaMa..

    Bedmaking.
    kaw huh
    Haha!ü

     


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