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dirtyoldman (Miguel Basilio)

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About dirtyoldman: i'm 55 years old, and perhaps the oldest member. no job, m semi-retired so m just bumming around.


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Date: Tue, Nov, 04, 2008
Time: 8:23 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: New Quotes

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SMS Quote | Text Message #4850
November 4, 2008

“wag mung bitawan ang bagay na di mu kayang makitang hinahawakan ng iba.”

npakasimple db?

mas simple..
“wag mung hawakan kung alam mung bibitawan mu rin lang.”

at ang pinaka simple!

“wag mu ng hawakan kung alam mung hawak na ng iba!”

at ang pnka pnka simple pa sa pnka simple!

“wag na wag ka ng mgbalak humawak ng iba pag alam mung my hawak ka na.”


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Date: Tue, Nov, 04, 2008
Time: 8:21 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult

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SMS Quote | Text Message #4849
November 4, 2008

A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his balls are. ‘Those are Apples of the Tree of Life,’ he tells her by way of poetic concealment. She tells her mother who replies, ‘Did he say anything about that dead branch they’re hanging on?’


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Date: Tue, Nov, 04, 2008
Time: 8:20 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations

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SMS Quote | Text Message #4848
November 4, 2008

Maam: Bakit nasa banig mo ang brief ni Sir mo? Siguro may ginawa kayong hindi maganda, noh?

Inday: Maganda po, Mam, ang ginawa namin ni Sir.

Maam: At bakit maganda, aber?!!

Inday: Eh… Ahh, nabuntis po ako, Mam!!


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Date: Tue, Nov, 04, 2008
Time: 8:20 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Love

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SMS Quote | Text Message #4847
November 4, 2008

a girl was inlove
w/ an ugly man,
her friends asked her,

”why him?”

then the girl
replied
immediately

haler?! di ka ba
nanuod ng
‘beauty & the beast?’

pu-pogi din sya!

the guy heard this and he said..

‘tungek! napanuod mo ba yung shrek?! papanget ka din noh parang si fiona!’

Haha!’nice!


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Date: Tue, Nov, 04, 2008
Time: 8:16 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Inspirational

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SMS Quote | Text Message #4846
November 4, 2008

Wash away the sadness, wash away the fears. Wash and rinse the troubles, wring out all the tears. Hang out on the line all worries in the wind.. iron out the problems… but with the iron of love. What a wonderful way to start the day, now fold it up with a hug! Good Morning, Friend! Ü


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Date: Tue, Nov, 04, 2008
Time: 8:15 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Religious

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SMS Quote | Text Message #4845
November 4, 2008

If you can believe that God  who is perfect, loves you, then you can believe that you are worth loving.

GOD BLESS! Good morning! ü


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Date: Tue, Nov, 04, 2008
Time: 8:15 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Religious

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SMS Quote | Text Message #4844
November 4, 2008

A youngster was once asked what a saint was. Thinking of the beautiful stained glass windows in her parish church, she responded, “A saint is someone whom the light shines through.” How simple, yet how profound her response! If we are to be holy, if we are to be saints, we must allow His light to permeate everything that we do and say. Good morning!


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Date: Mon, Nov, 03, 2008
Time: 8:14 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult

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SMS Quote | Text Message #4841
November 3, 2008

It is breast cancer detection month. You have been chosen to be trained by DOH  to manually detect breast cancer by feeling and gently squeezing their breasts. Pls report on Wednesday. Due to your excellent reputation you will be assigned to women over 70years old. I know you will be gentle as always.

 


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