Loading ...Licking a pussy
is like playing
with the Mafia..
one wrong move
and you are in
DEEP SHIT!
Text Message 7760: Licking a pussy
Text Message 7759: It’s yogurt this time
Gal takes a dress to dry cleaner and asks for it to be cleaned.
The owner is deaf and says, “Cum again?”
She blushes and replies, “No, its YOGURT this time.”
Text Message 7758: Organs act like dipsticks
Dr. Mehmet Oz at the
Oprah Show revealed that men & women should have at least 200x sex a year.
For men, organs act like dipsticks to know if everything in their body is working.
Impotency is a symptom of heart disease. So, let us take Dr. Oz advice.
Text Message 7757: Im a chiropractor
Lawyer standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulder n back. He turns around: ‘wat the hell do u think u’r doing?’
‘I’m a chiropractor n i’m just keeping in practice while i’m waiting in line.’
‘Well, I’m a lawyer but u don’t see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?’
Text Message 7756: Without going away better
What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other?
May no one ever come to see us without going away better & happier.
A nice day!
Text Message 7746: Villar and Aquino
According to Pulse Asia:
Villar in neck-and-neck tie with Aquino!
To the rest of the pack,
“Neck-neck nyo!”:-P
Text Message 7745: Why do men cheat?
y do men cheat n lie?
it’s bcoz dey know it’s easier 2 get 4givenes dan permission!
huh!
Text Message 7744: Lipstick
Relationships…
LIPSTICK (lip*stik) n. On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring on a tramp would wear…!