Licking a pussy
is like playing
with the Mafia..
one wrong move
and you are in
DEEP SHIT!

Licking a pussy
is like playing
with the Mafia..
one wrong move
and you are in
DEEP SHIT!
Gal takes a dress to dry cleaner and asks for it to be cleaned.
The owner is deaf and says, “Cum again?”
She blushes and replies, “No, its YOGURT this time.”
Dr. Mehmet Oz at the
Oprah Show revealed that men & women should have at least 200x sex a year.
For men, organs act like dipsticks to know if everything in their body is working.
Impotency is a symptom of heart disease. So, let us take Dr. Oz advice.
Lawyer standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulder n back. He turns around: ‘wat the hell do u think u’r doing?’
‘I’m a chiropractor n i’m just keeping in practice while i’m waiting in line.’
‘Well, I’m a lawyer but u don’t see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?’
What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other?
May no one ever come to see us without going away better & happier.
A nice day!
According to Pulse Asia:
Villar in neck-and-neck tie with Aquino!
To the rest of the pack,
“Neck-neck nyo!”:-P
y do men cheat n lie?
it’s bcoz dey know it’s easier 2 get 4givenes dan permission!
huh!
Relationships…
LIPSTICK (lip*stik) n. On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring on a tramp would wear…!