A Baptist minister in the American deep south after a moving sermon announced, “Friends, I heard that one of you here has been reporting that I am the Grand Wizard of the dreaded “Ku Klux Klan. This is not true. I am asking the guilty party to apologize now, right here.”

A young lady stood up blushing and trembling, pleaded, “Preacher, please, I don’t know how this all came to be. I just mentioned to one of my close friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.”;-)