SMS Quote Text Message #5498

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Date: Tue, Mar 10, 2009
Time: 8:30 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult

A man walks n2 Victoria’s Secret to buy a sheer negligee for his wife. He opts for the best & pays $500. He gives it to his wife & asks her to model it for him.

Upstairs, wife had an idea, ‘It’s so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I’ll do the modelling naked, return the sheer & keep the $500 refund for myself.’

She appears naked & strikes a pose for him. Husband says, ‘Good grief! For $500, they should at least iron it.

He never heard the shot.

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