A man walks n2 Victoria’s Secret to buy a sheer negligee for his wife. He opts for the best & pays $500. He gives it to his wife & asks her to model it for him.

Upstairs, wife had an idea, ‘It’s so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I’ll do the modelling naked, return the sheer & keep the $500 refund for myself.’

She appears naked & strikes a pose for him. Husband says, ‘Good grief! For $500, they should at least iron it.

He never heard the shot.