(Part 1) An important executive was telling friends at his country club about some of his life experiences:
“So I bought this yacht that could carry 50 people & I took it out for a maiden voyage & it hit a reef & sunk.”
“Den I bought an airplane & on the 1st flight it hit anoder plane on d field & burned up.”
“Den I married dis beautiful blonde & no sooner did I get home den I found her fooling around w/ d chauffeur & I had to divorce her.”
(Part 2) “So what’s the moral?”asked one of the others. “Clear as a bell!”the old man said. “If it swims, flies or f**ks, lease it! Don’t buy it!”