Guy with premature ejaculation problem went to doctor. The doc said, ‘When u feel d urge to ejaculate, startle urself.’

So he bought a starter gun. When he got home, his wife was already naked in bed, so they got into 69. Soon he felt d urge to shoot his load, so he fired d pistol.

Next day, when asked by d doc how it went, he said, ‘Not too good!! Wife bit off 3 inches of my dick & my neighbor came out of d closet naked with his hands up!!!’