man came home, saw hs wife wearng new mink coat
& askd wher she got it. Wife, “I won it playng bingo.” nxt nyt, d man saw hs wife wd a diamond ring. Again, she said “won it playng bingo.” following nyt, wife arrived home in a new car & told hm she won it playng bingo. Then, she told him to fill d bathtub wd water.
Later, wife ws mad why dr was only an inch of water in d tub. Husband said, “I didn’t want to get your bingo card wet.”