Dur’g winter..
Girl- My hands r freez’g.
Mom- Put dm btwn ur legs 2warm dem up.
Next day, c’s out w/her bf.
Jr- My hands r freez’g.
Girl- Put dm btwn my legs, my body wil warm dem.
Jr- My penis s frozen 2o.
L8r..
Girl- Mom, hv u ever heard of a penis?
Mom- Y?
Girl- Dy make a mess wen dy defrost, dn’t dey?