A Girl Scout troop leader came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in oral sex.

‘Back, ladies, back’ cried d leader, ‘there’s a very dangerous beast out there!’

But it was too late as d girls had seen what’s happening. They asked their leader what it was.

‘Well, err… if you must know, uh, they’re practicing a new form of artificial respiration.’ ‘Wow!’ exclaimed d oldest of the group, ‘I know which merit badge I’m gonna try next!’