Don picked up a sweet young thing at a bar, & took her to his hotel room. Little did he know she’s a nympho. After the 8th time, Don told her he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes. On the way out, he stopped at a restroom. He stood in front of the urinal, unzippered, & felt a moment of panic when he couldn’t find his dick. After a couple of minutes of ‘fishing around’ he finally said, ‘Look, it’s OK, she’s not here anymore.’