Dr. Frankenstein had been noticing for several years that his “monster” seemed to be lacking a certain “je ne sais quoi” in his life. He and Mrs. Frankenstein were discussing the problem one day, & the Missus suddenly had a bright idea. “Maybe he needs a mate.”

“Good idea, my dear,” said the doctor. “Let’s create him a mate, & he can make love to her for the first time this coming Valentine’s Day.”

So, they worked day & night & finally got the lady “monster” ready in time to “wake her up” on Valentine’s D