40 years later, they’re in the same hotel room they spent their honeymoon. She takes off her clothes, lies down in bed, spread her legs. He looks at her & cries..
SHE: What’s the matter?
HE: 40 years ago, I couldn’t wait to eat it, & now..
SHE: Now?
HE: Now, it looks like it can’t wait to eat me!



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