a guy was sitting at d bar lukin at his drink wen suddenly a big bully walks in & drinks his drink in one high shot & d poor guy starts cryin..
<bully>: hey bro.. im sori, il jst buy u a new drink..
<guy,in tears>: 1st i got fired 4going late 2work,den i go 2my car […]

Take chances, take a lot of them. Because honestly, no matter where you end up and with whom, it always ends up just the way it should be. Your mistakes make who you are. You learn to grow with each choice you make. Everything is worth it. Say how you feel always. Be you, and […]

Mgsy0tang
nag uUsap
s
tbing dgat
GIRL:
h0n anu
s0diaC sign
m0?
B0Y:(nag icp xa dhl b0b0 d nya alm)sau muna h0n.
GIRL:s0diac syn q CANCER
B0Y: skn GOITER!

Sa Palengke…
Tindera: ilang tali ng sitaw?
Jose: 3x-5 where x=6
Tindera: So 13, bale mura lang 5sin90 ang isa.
Jose: Umm… paki-convert naman po using arc tangent.
Tindera: ‘Di ko carry, tangent na lang.. 5tan45, kung gusto mo, mag apply ka na lang ng reduction formula.
Jose: Ok na po, eto bayad, (x^2-4x+3)/sin3x where x=7, keep the change!
Kung ganito ka […]

we,
girLs
r
men’S
hipPiest haVaianaS.
we’R deyr preCiouS bLingbLingS.
deyR hardeSt game as dotA.
we’R deyr faVorite! muCh Lyk deyR psp & iPod.
we cAn take deM 2 heaVen m0r dan deYr wheeLs can d0.
so be proUd girL,
coZ it’s a pr0of dat…
girLs r G0D’S most xPensiVe gift 2men eveR! =)

Tcher:juan giv me a c0l0r dt starts wd leter M.Except mar0on!
Juan:hmmm..
Maitim!
Mapute!
Maputla!
Madilaw!
Mamink-mink!
Mukang berde!
Mej0 asul!
Tcher:Gago!!

ERAP bought 2 puppies.
He named 1 “Rolex”, the other “Timex”. A friend askd why such names?
He said: Heellooo!
Tanga k b?
Watch dogs ang mga yan!

by the time you realize that what your parents said were right…
you already have a child who’s beginning to think you’re wrong.