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Archive for December, 2007

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Date: Mon, Dec, 31, 2007
Time: 8:53 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: New Year, Sayings

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SMS Quote | Text Message #2574
December 31, 2007

‘Tol, ung shipment natin ng mga paputok bukas nang alas tres ng madaling araw dadating. Dun ka mgintay sa dating pwesto. Wag kang masyadong gumala. Tandaan mong mainit tyo ngayon sa mga parak.
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Date: Mon, Dec, 31, 2007
Time: 8:52 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: New Year

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SMS Quote | Text Message #2573
December 31, 2007

If the holiday traffic is getting on your nerves, take wisdom from this sign in a Tokyo street: ‘When a passenger of the foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet at him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, then tootle him with vigor.” Wishing you laughter and wisdom as often as you can have it. Happy New Year! üüü


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Date: Sun, Dec, 30, 2007
Time: 4:04 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

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SMS Quote | Text Message #2572
December 30, 2007

A drunk before a court…

Judge: Mister, you’ve been brought here for drinking.

Drunkard: Great! When do we get started?


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Date: Sun, Dec, 30, 2007
Time: 4:04 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

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SMS Quote | Text Message #2571
December 30, 2007

Patient: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!
Doctor: Don’t worry about it, you’ll pass eventually!
Patient: I am the examiner!


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Date: Sun, Dec, 30, 2007
Time: 4:01 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #2570
December 30, 2007

LOI: Dear, bakit mo naman kinakalikot yung mga damit mo bago mo ilagay sa labahan?
ERAP: Hinahanap ko kung may mga barya akong naiwan sa bulsa. Mahirap na kasi kung…
LOI: kung ano dear?
ERAP: Baka makasuhan kasi ako ng Money Laundering! :-(


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Date: Sun, Dec, 30, 2007
Time: 3:58 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny

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SMS Quote | Text Message #2569
December 30, 2007

Graduation Speech:

Tonight I graduation! I invitation you all to eat our house because I know someday I will eat your house too. I will die five chickens, three girls and two boys, to eat you all and I will ask my father to cook my mother. Thank you!!!


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Date: Sun, Dec, 30, 2007
Time: 3:56 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Friendship

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SMS Quote | Text Message #2568
December 30, 2007

A goodmsg for a goodperson from a goodfriend for a goodreason at a goodtime on a goodday in a goodmood & with a goodsmile 2 say Goodmorning ;-)


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Date: Sun, Dec, 30, 2007
Time: 3:55 pm
Sent by: icezorg
Category: Friendship, Religious

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SMS Quote | Text Message #2567
December 30, 2007

LORD,
thank
you
for
TRUE
people
who
ENRICH
my
life
&
make
it
MEANINGFUL
by
their
LOVE.
Let
them
live
under
YOUR
care
and
BLESS
them
always..
Gud mwning..

jquestion

 


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