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Date: Sat, Dec, 08, 2007
Time: 2:32 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Christmas, Funny

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SMS Quote | Text Message #2396
December 8, 2007

X’mas Carols for the Disturbed:

Schizoprenia – Do you hear what I hear?

Dementia: I think I’ll be home for Christmas..

Narcissistic – Hark the herald angels sing about me..

Paranoid – Santa Claus is coming to get me..

Multiple personality disorder – We Three Kings disoriented are..

Borderline personality disorder – Thoughts of roasting on an open fire..

Obsessive compulsion disorder – Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells……

 


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