A woman says 2 her
Mom, “I’m divorcing Ralphie
all he ever wants is anal sex
& my arsehole is now d size
of a 50-cent coin wen it
used 2 b d size of a 5-cent.
Mom says, “u r married 2 a
multi-millionaire, u live in an
8-bedrm mansion, u drive a
Ferrari, u get a $1000 a
week allowance & u take
6 holidays a year & u want 2
throw all dat away for
45 cents?”