in a resto, a man saw a
beautiful lady. he called the
w8er 2bring the lady the
most expensive wine & an
invit8xn 4her 2join his table.
The lady wrote a note:
“if u hve a million bucks, a
mercedez benz & 7inch dick,
sure, u can hve me.”
upon rcving the note, the
man felt insulted & wrote
back:
“actually, i hve a billion in
my acct, 2 benz & a
porsche. but nvr will i
undergo an operatiOn 2cut
off 3inches even hOw
beautiful u r.. pls. return the
wine



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