SMS Quote | Text Message #1603
Erap&Chavit were driving in
LA Hi-way tryin 2 get 2
Disneyland.
They saw a sign that reads:
DISNEYLAND
LEFT
So they went home&said:
“Sayang,di natin naabutan.”
SMS Quote | Text Message #1602
on Fri, Aug, 31, 2007 - 11:00 pm
under Love, sent by icezorg
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wen you sleep w/ a broken
heart..
eh d pg-gising m brken
hearted k p rn..
asa ka nman overnyt lng ang
healing process.
Anu yan ouTing?
sender1
SMS Quote | Text Message #1601
when you blame someone,
you point him with two fingers
the thumb and the index finger
and close the other three fingers
but don’t you notice?
the other three fingers …
SMS Quote | Text Message #1600
NOEL: ippngalan ko s anak
ko “LEON” bliktad ng NOEL.
NIÑO: sakin “ONIN” bliktad ng
NIÑO.
TOTO: wg nyo kong maisali-
sali dyan s usapan nyo!!ö
SMS Quote | Text Message #1599
on Fri, Aug, 31, 2007 - 10:55 pm
under Love, sent by che
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“The greatest revenge to a
girl who steals your man is
to let her have him..
..because a truly good man
can never be stolen.” =)
SMS Quote | Text Message #1598
GIRL: itay, ngbold ako sa
magasin. tignn nyo pictur ko
sa page 10
ITAY: anak! sa palagay mo
ba my mas nkkhya pa d2?
Girl: meron, tignan nyo page
16..
c INAY! ü
SMS Quote | Text Message #1597
Friendship is a network that
neends no activation, no
roaming, no validity limit, no
recharge, no signal
problems.. Just dont switch
off ur heart!
SMS Quote | Text Message #1596
Judge: Bakit idi-divorce mo
ang iyng asawa 4 cruelty?
Man: Dhl itinago nya ang
akng pustiso ur honor.
J: Cruelty ba yun?
M: E tapos pnakain nya kong
chicharon!
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