Couple talking:
W: hon, paki fix nman ilaw s
labas.
H: hello?! Electrician b ko?
W: eh d pkigwa n lng hagdan
ntin.
H: hello?! Karpintero ba ko?

Umalis c husband, pgblik
gwa n lhat ng sira sa bhay.
Tnanong nya wife nya kung
cno gumwa ng trabaho.

W: kse knina a man saw me
cryin, sbi ko dami sira dto
sa bhay. So he oferred to
help in exchange of either
sex or bake ako ng cake.

H: so pinag-bake mO sha ng
cake?

W: hello?! Baker ba ko?