tulong! naiipit ako!
-Tback
xandra

dnt waste ur time caring
about d ppl hu dnt lyk u–
chances r u dnt lyk dem
either.
dnt waste ur time worrying
if ppl r talking about u– u
affctd their lives, dey ddnt
affct urs.

there wiLL be dayz when u
get hOme frOm a party &
fOrget wat d fun was abOut..
Or have a very Long,
intimate cOnversatiOn yet
feeL there are stiLL wOrdz
Left unspOken..

Pare1: Pare, bakit ka tula2?
Pare2: Asawa ko naghire ng
driver; gwapo, bata, macho..
P1: Bakit, selos ka?
P2: Di naman, nagulat lang
ako,
mukhang masarap e..

a Lady in a bar wLks 2d
barman & puts hr fingr in2
his mouth. he LustLy kisses
& Licks ich fingr. she says:
teL ur managr drs no toiLet
papr.ö

“Sleeping is a relief, an
escape frm the true world .
Who would ever want a day
awake when reality is far
from what the heart is
forever longing to see..”
gnyt

ABOGADA (HoLding penis of
80-yr old cLient): Look ur
Honor! Sobrang Lambot! E2
b ang rapist?
OLDMAN (whispers): ‘Atorni,
wag mo pisiL-pisiLin. Baka
mataLo tayo!

Its the silence
that tells it all..
Sometimes its not abt the
yelling and the tears..
All it tkes is for 2 people
to sit bsyd each odr and
feel dt sumthng is wrong, dt
what was der bfore isnt der
anymor..