SMS Quote | Text Message #1106

QRcode:1108
Date: Sat, Jun 30, 2007
Time: 5:54 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Adult

If you think life is bad, how
would u like to be an egg?
You only get laid once, you
only get eaten once. It takes
4 minutes to get hard, only
2 minutes to get soft. You
share your box with 11
other guys. But worst of all,
the only chick that ever sat
on your face was your
mother! So cheer up, your
life ain’t that bad! Send this
to those people who don’t
know how to value balls.. I
mean eggs.. i mean life pala.
ΓΌ

uwian nah!

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